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Kyle

About Me

I feel sad and lonely that i am doing this. God shall strike me down for being so new-age.

My Interests

Hunting the little bro. He squeals like wild boar.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus and Gandhi. Then I'd get them both wasted and have them duke it out.

Music:

Lou Bega. And thats it. 24-hour Lou frickin Bega. Oh yeah.

Movies:

Jenna XXX, Jenna XXX the return of the Jenna, Jenna XXX Jenna strikes back.

Television:

Cursed box sucking on my mind...the only good show left is Whos Line, and even that...if i have to watch one more damn hoe-down...

Books:

Theres this really cool book called The Ear, The Eye, and The Arm, that i read when i was in fifth grade...it was the coolest book of all time...it had these detectives in africa...and these stolen kids...yes stolen...as apposed to kidnapped...

Heroes:

Snoop Dog. Fo shizzle my nizzle.