PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE BEFORE REQUESTING ME AS A FRIEND! Listen. If you don't, then I KNOW you didn't read my profile. If you didn't read my profile, why the hell are you trying to be my friend? It boggles the mind, sir. It simply boggles the mind.
I'm Adam. I'm a nice guy. I'm semi-literate. I'm a connoisseur of the finer things in life, like handlebar moustaches. And squeegees. What a funny word, squeegee! Who invented such a word? A genius, that's who.
DISCLAIMER: OK. So my profile is omGZ sO LoNG!!!!. And when I say "omGZ sO LonG!!!!", what I mean is like... (gasp) "more than ten paragraphs". If that's too hard for you to read, just do us both a favor and stop right now. If you can't read "more than ten paragraphs", we DO NOT AND WILL NOT EVER HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON. I don't add people based upon how "emo" their profile pic is. i rEaLlY h@tE iT WheN U tYpE LikE DiS. Your self-taken-dirty-mirror-bending-over-showing-your-thong-and- cleavage-on-your-shitty-camera-phone thing reaaaaaaaaaaally just doesn't do it for me.
Moving on!I play lead guitar in a melodic rock band called Rubywood . After a ton of hard work, we've finally finished recording our short demo and are ready to share our music with the world. If you're so inclined, please stop by the page... add us... comment us... check out the tunes. This is just the beginning... and we need all the support we can get.
I have a bachelor's degree in Film and Television production from the University of Southern California. I'm a freelance production sound mixer for all kinds of television shows. I'm also the co-owner of a small production company which my pal Adam and I founded a few years ago... lately, we've been doing music videos, band promos, television pilots, and short films. Eventually, we plan to move into feature film development and production (writing/directing/producing).
Besides that, I think you'll find that I'm a nice guy who is easy to talk to about pretty much anything. I'm completely substance-free, and have been my whole life. In fact, I'm very wholesome, except when I wear a clown suit and prowl the streets in my white unmarked windowless van, offering candy to children. But that's only on Thursdays. I used to teach guitar lessons... I guess every kid wants to learn the riff to "Enter Sandman" and I'm the guy to teach it to them. That and the intro from "Crazy Train". And maybe "La Bamba".
What else? Hmm. I was raised in Montana, changing tires and climbing mountains and firing guns and what-not, instead of munching sushi and waxing my back, so, contrary to popular belief, I'm not another sissy California metrosexual :P Let's see... I somehow managed to make it through high school playing Dungeons and Dragons and STILL having girlfriends (crazy, I know). I have a mild obsession with Chuck Norris, and I have a serious obsession with ninjas. Uhh... I'm not afraid to admit that I used to wear Hammer Pants, back in the early 90's. Neon pink ones (please, Hammer, don't hurt 'em)! Yeah, like a true rockstar, I know. What else? A great evening, in my opinion, involves meeting up with some quality peoples, having a nice dinner, and going out to see a movie or a show. Maybe we'll grab some dessert? Sure, we can take our pants off and everything afterwards, of course, but hopefully that isn't the only reason that we're spending time together....I am extremely loyal. Once I throw my chips in with you, it's with finality. If I care about you, I WILL absolutely be there for you, should you need me. I am a good person and a moral human being, and I would like to make the world a better place before I leave it. I never break a promise, once I've made one. Never.I am very open-minded. I try not to judge the people that I meet. I'm perpetually friendly. I'm easy to talk to. I'm probably the most patient person you will ever meet. Honestly. Anyway, I have a very "live-and-let-live" attitude.... if what you do makes you happy, then I am happy for you.... as long as you'll give me that same respect. I respect everyone, until given a reason not to. Sure, I make fun of virtually everything. But that's my personality. Pretty much everything I say is sarcastic. It may be hard to catch, since this is the internet, but I like it that way. The people who "get" me tend to REALLY "get" me.So to recap:
THINGS THAT ARE RAD: Hulk Hogan in the 1980's when he fought Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania, Excite Bike on NES (also Skate Or Die), playing guitar down by the lake, Family Guy, the Goonies/Karate Kid 1/the Wizard, girls who play guitar (are hot, period), musicians/artists/writers/creativity, people who follow their dreams and aren't content with being unhappy, ninjas (DIE PIRATES), mullets (www.mulletsgalore.com), Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, David Hasslehoff, Cheez-Its (get your own box), chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, Mario Tennis (haha WaLuigi), air hockey tables, circus clowns, Chuck E Cheese, Marshall half-stacks, METALSKOOL, vacations in tropical locations, sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads, and meeting people that have something to fucking say.
THINGS THAT SUCK ASS: Ugg boots with shorts and/or a skirt (wtf?), frat boys, meat heads, e-thugs, guys with pictures of just their abs and/or erect penis (flaccid is ok), internet drama, sorostitutes, .. ebonics (if you were really such a thug, U pRoBaBlY Wud B 2 GhETtO 2 HaB A CoMPuTeR NaW mEaN?), people who type like the previous sentence, people who can't spell and/or form a proper sentence, people who say shit like "Holla atcha dog" or "Holla back at me gurl", anyone who has EVER said "what it do?" and meant it, "models" with only ONE picture on their page (haha.. yeah.. uhh.. no), Backstreet Boys / N'Sync / O-Town etc. (write your own music please), broccoli (Stewie hates it... so I do too!), those long skateboards, turtlenecks, "spreewells" (spinner rims... you paid HOW much for those?), the 405 freeway (is Satan), hemp necklaces, the Honda "Element" (makes me violent just seeing those rolling boxes), hooker tattoos, hookers, hookers with tattoos, drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, and people who request me as a friend before messaging me (NO).
WHAT I CAN PROMISE: That I'll rock your world, and then I'll cook you a silly pancake-and-eggs breakfast in the morning!
WHAT I CAN'T PROMISE: That you won't fall under my spell and become another pawn in my plan for world domination using highly sophisticated nano-technology uber-robots that look like Vin Diesel but aren't gay.
That's about it. Not really. There's much more, of course. That's just the tip of the iceberg. It's like some sort of crazy astral vortex. The possibilities are endless.
Can somebody get me a biscuit? Rock on.
What would you rather have? The power of the Snow Ninja? Or the power of GREYSKULL? I prefer both.
This is how I roll: