"Well, I guess it started during my first year of the second grade, when I was eating lunch and caught my reflection in a spoon, and I thought to myself, 'Hey, Jaeger, you're ridiculously good looking! And I thought maybe I could do that for a career."
I'd like to meet:
"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."
**And Now, "The Random Little Dancing Guys!"**
"If you're watching at home, join in!
It's the new Dance Craze that's sweeping the Nation!"
No Mini Me, leave Mini Mr Bigglesworth alone, we do not gnaw on our kitty.
I am 99% Evil Genius.
.. It's "Doctor" Evil actually. I didn't spend six years at Evil Medical School to be called "Mister" thank you very much. You? You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough. Take the
Evil Genius Test
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Are those frickin' squirrels with frickin' lazers attached to their frickin' paws?
Very soon, my army of Evil Ninja Robot Lazer Squirrels and I shall take over the World!!! Mwah hah hah hah hah hah hah!!!
Music:
The White Stripes, Jet, The Ramones, Wolfmother, The Vines, The Strokes, The Darkness, Henry Rollins, Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, Donavon Frankenreiter.
Movies:
Fight Club, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Rebel Without a Cause, N Pirates of the Carribean N , The Lord of the Rings, Zoolander, Anchor Man, Team America: World Police, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Sin City, Trainspotting, Spun, Resevoir Dogs, A Clockwork Orange, Requiem For A Dream, Donnie Darko, Napoleon Dynamite, The City of Lost Children, Pan's Labyrinth, Casablanca, 12 Monkeys, Akira, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Batman Returns, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Hellboy, Amelie, A Very Long Engagement, Gladiator, Austin Powers... Yeah baby, yeah!
Television:
Southpark, Angel, Californication.
Books:
"The Master and Margarita" and "Black Snow" by Mikhail Bulgakov, "Dead Souls" by Nikolai Gogol, "In Search of Lost Time" by Marcel Proust, "Complete Works" by William Shakespeare, "The Lord of The Rings" by JRR Tolkien, "At Work With Grotowski on Physical Actions" by Thomas Richards, "There Are No Secrets" by Peter Brook, "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" by Hunter S. Thomson , "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead" by Tom Stoppard, "The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams.
Can I ask you a serious question, and be honest.... Do I make you randy?
**My Adoring Fans**
Thanks everyone you've been great! Thank you! You guys are seriously the best audience I've ever had! Thanks so much everyone! Thanks! You've been wonderful thanks again! Ok, thanks guys! Ok, yep, gotta go now everyone, thanks! Alrighty, you can stop clapping now! Thanks everyone, I really appreciate it, but yep, that'll do now guys, thanks! Yep, ok that's enough let's start gettin' up and going home now everyone. Ok, I'm not kidding now guys I'd really appreciate it if you stopped clapping now. Seriously guys you're really starting to piss me off now! Ok, look the show's over, now seriously, everyone, fuck off.
Heroes:
My hero is George W. Bush
*A Man of Literature*
*A Man of War*
*And a Man of Love*
The turkey gives thanks.
If only it were this easy!
He's such a cute lil' monkey!
And courage, and a heart!
Will Ferrel as George W. Bush
True Majority!
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