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Remi

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Check out Choose Your Own Tube at www.chooseyourowntube.com

I was born on the Gold Coast, Australia, in sunny Queensland.

I own and operate a small company called Broadnet and make showreels for actors and TV presenters, as well as design and host websites.

Anything else you want to know? Just ask.

Futurama fan? Get a Death by Snoo Snoo t-shirt or cap here www.snoosnoo.com.au

My Interests

Futurama fan? Get a Death by Snoo Snoo or I Love Snoo Snoo t-shirt here www.snoosnoo.com.au

I'd like to meet:

I respect and admire: Rowan Atkinson, Mel Gibson, Bruce Willis, Kevin Smith, Quentin Trantino

I would like to slap: Peter Beattie, George Lucas (what was he thinking with Star Wars 1 - 3, I mean, honestly)

Other than that, I'm keen to meet new and interesting people.

Movies:

Layer Cake, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Fifth Element, Star Wars (the real ones), The Incredibles (pretty much every Pixar film), The Godfather, The Princess Bride, Kung Pow, The Court Jester, John Q, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Chasing Amy, Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Sin City.

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Drawn Together, Boston Legal, Law and Order, Tripping the Rift, American Dad

Heroes:

Bruce Willis, Freddy Mercurie, Mel Gibson

My Blog

May Contain Violence

Well, I've just completed a project that has been in development for about 6 years. Back around the year 2000, my brother Regis and I thought it would be funny to make a movie by animating lego. I too...
Posted by Remi on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:55:00 PST

2 Months of Sorrow

If you have never had a pet dog, you cannot understand the unbreakable bond that forms between a Man and Best Friend. Two months ago, my dog died, and this is his tribute. I wrote this momen...
Posted by Remi on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 07:39:00 PST

Definately Disorientated

Ok for those of you out there who love grammar and spelling as much as I do, hopefully you've picked up the joke of the title. Yes, yes, both words are incorrectly spelled. Why did I spell them wrong?...
Posted by Remi on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 08:57:00 PST

I or Me?

Do you say "John and I", "John and me", or "John and myself"? A lot of people don't know this one, so I thought I'd make an effort to clear it up once and for all. First of all, "John and myself" is n...
Posted by Remi on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 08:04:00 PST

Who's your type?

My type is the girl next door Cute, fun, and sweet, your ideal girl is just a stone's throw away - she's the girl next door. She's Sandra Bullock, Billie Piper, and Meg Ryan all rolled up into one. ...
Posted by Remi on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 01:09:00 PST

Stupid Drivers

More than 450 people have died on NSW and QLD roads this year. This is an enormously alarming number; the death of one person is a tragedy! It doesn't take a lot of effort to see what's causing the pr...
Posted by Remi on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 03:59:00 PST

Girlfriend Application Form

Thank you for applying for the position of Remi Broadway's girlfriend. Please complete the questions below. There is no right or wrong answer for any question, so be true to yourself and be honest. Na...
Posted by Remi on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:15:00 PST

Why are young people so callous? (part 3)

Two heart-wrenching stories in today's Gold Coast Bulletin highlight the necessity of judges to return to the real world. One involves a young couple who savagely beat a police officer with his own ba...
Posted by Remi on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 06:38:00 PST

A Man and His Best Friend...

If you have never had a pet dog, you cannot understand the unbreakable bond that forms between a Man and Best Friend. This morning my dog died, and this is his tribute. While I fight back the tears, I...
Posted by Remi on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 02:55:00 PST

Water Wise

Yesterday I had the pleasure of visiting the toilets at Westfield in Helensvale. As I turned from the main hall of the shopping centre into the corridor leading to the toilets, I was greeted by a horr...
Posted by Remi on Tue, 16 May 2006 12:26:00 PST