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About Me

I was rescued by john from the pound when I was a kitten over 4 years ago. The evil axis powers stole me from my family and put me in a cage. If it were not for the brave ninjas from the rebel alliance i would have surely been executed for treason. now I fight the state with my covert tactics and keen since of trickery and deception. when the revolution comes I will lead my band of cat warriors proudly into battle, seeking vengence for all my slain borthers and sisters who perished in the furnaces of the oppresive human death camps.

My Interests

i really like sleeping, drinking out of peoples water cups, playing dominant male of the house, catnip, wanting to go outside, struting my stuff, laying in the sun, watching the squirels play, and plotting an elaborate escape plan, licking my butt, hanging off stuff

I'd like to meet:

black cats everywhere UNITE

Music:

classical

Movies:

the Lion King

Television:

Animal Planet

Books:

books are great. especially when a person is trying to read one. I love getting right in the middle of it. when they put it down for one second its mine for the taking. I lay right on it and take a nap, when they come back looking suprised I act like I've been there all day. phone books are great, so are newspapers

Heroes:

Simba, the white tiger that bit Roy Horn, Morris the Cat, Felix, Garfield

My Blog

outside

Oh how I wish to go outside. I sit and look out the window all day long. watching the birds and squirels run around. some day I will escape again, driving john into a paranoid state of depression, ...
Posted by Guinness on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST