Let's get a few things straight;I am not a proffesional artist, Lord knows I'd love to quit the day job, but I can't make enough out of what I draw. If anyone wants to change that by hiring me or just wants a commision, feel free to get in touch. If you want me to do a picture of you, look at my work first, that's what it'll come out like. If you still want one, be prepared to wait, I have a day job that often runs well into the night and a family, so the art has to take a back seat quite often. If you're in a hurry, you'd be amazed at the results offering to pay can have, honest.I am not here to play the numbers game.
I am not here to flirt.
I am not interested in anyones porn or fetish sites.
I am not likely to come to your gig / by your record.
I'm not here for politics, you wouldn't like mine and I don't care about yours. The same goes for religion.
If you ask to be my friend and I never here from you again I'll get rid of you. If you post adverts for penis extensions or any other crap in my comments I'll get rid of you. I'm a grumpy bastard, I've survived for years with 6 real friends, so losing people I've never met off of myspace won't bother me at all. My profile was edited with a big stick and lots of swearing
