***IF YOU'RE ATTEMPTING TO ADD ME AS A FRIEND BUT DON'T KNOW MY E-MAIL OR LAST NAME, CONTACT ME VIA PHONE OR AIM OR SOMETHING... IF YOU DON'T KNOW THAT, well, I dunno, maybe you don't want to be my friend.***
***This is to cut down on the stupid porn invites I keep getting.***
I'm a man, and as masculine as they come. I color my hair, use expensive body wash, and do believe shoes and accessories can make or break an outfit. I drive a nice car, with 18" rims and limo tinted windows, but I don't smoke, anything. I have a middle name that precisely describes my calling in life, to be a Christ follower. I love bagels, but don't enjoy plain celery very much. I often miss my grandmother, but am thankful to have had a grandmother at all. I'm bestfriends with my sister, and love my mother deeper than even I'll ever truly realize. I LOVE going out, and being with people. I hope to someday have a girl that is soft and sweet, somewhere between a flower and a gun. Music is my blood and my iTunes library is more extensive than I realized possible, expanding daily. I'm a graphic designer, but no, I can't draw. I can't really play basketball either. I think in poetry and sing in harmony by default. I eat raw meat and bench press buildings. When I'm bored, I write sonnets in an ancient forgotten Andean language. I enjoy going out. And often times when I go out, I solve world problems, like the epidemic of people preferring Coke to Diet Coke. I love loving, and I detest lying. I once played in front of 6000 people, and can't wait to find out if I was called to do that again sometime in the future. A couple of my best friends are worship rockstars and I'm pretty lucky to call them brothers. My other 3 best friends are a professional guitarist, a lawyer and a barista. I like to diversify. I make my bed every morning, and have, in recent time, a 'cat' person, despite being an avid 'dog-ONLY-person' before. I hunt killer sperm whale as a hobbie, and once caught a 4,000 pound trout, with my bare-teeth. I'm a fun person to be around, and am always attempting to make you think or laugh. I have a big heart, and a solid spirit, and am, generally, hard to anger. I am comfortable in my own skin, but am always looking for ways to improve myself. I'm a passionate kisser, and a generous hugger. I can eat whole cloves of garlic, and entire onions, and not smell. I pray over my food, because it too deserves to be blessed, and the hands that prepared it deserve to be recognized by the ultimate Creator of the Universe. When I pray, I prefer to be in physical contact with those I'm praying with, to complete the prayer chain. I can recite to you nearly all of John Mayer's lyrics, can recommend you listen to David Ryan Harris and Sara Barielles, and can play "Let That Be Enough" for you on guitar. I once sang the United States National Anthem at a Brazilian Soccer game, just for kicks. I also enjoy wrestling live lions and rattlesnakes, on the weekends. I'm so masculine, I sweat nascar races.
"For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.
For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
For beautiful hair, let a child run his or her fingers through it once a day.
For poise, walk with the knowledge you'll never walk alone."
– Audrey Hepburn
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