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About Me

I'm Hayley.
NASCAR ALL THE WAY BITCHES!
TURKEYS RULE!
and I AM THE KING OF THE BUNNIES!
"Life's a bitch and then you die
so fuck the world and let's get high!"
SAVE THE TURKEYS, EAT CHICKEN!
they say alcoholism is a disease,
its like the only disease u can get yelled @ for havin
i used to get sad when it rained, then i realized
its god's way of washing off hippies
i saw a transvestite wearing a shirt that said GUESS
I'll leave you with this thought
that you can contemplate while masterbating tonight;
If you rape a prostitute...
is it technically stealing? hmmm....
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My Interests

i am interested in not being grounded all of the time!
"Bide the Wiccan laws ye must, in perfect love and perfect trust. True in love thy ever be, unless thy lover's false to thee. An' it harm none, do what ye will."

Crush this person!
Get your own ThisCrush.com CrushTag! corset piercings *sigh* one day...

I'd like to meet:

id like to meet anyone that wud want to meet me.

COMEDIANS:

RIP mitch hedberg

dane cook

demetri martin

jeff dunham

kyle cease

pablo francisco

stephen lynch

steve byrne

CELEBS:

jared leto

kristen stewart

criss angel (aka jesus)

alexz johnson

oliver james

missy peregrym

clair danes

anne hathaway
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Music:

i love rock music, but i listen to aslmost everything else. and i love britney spears. she can shave her head and go crazy if she wants, shes earned it in my book.

Television:

medic: "im a passivist."
kabuse: "you're a thing that babys suck on"
tucker: "no dude thats a petafile"
church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"
tucker: "oh...right. man i was totally thinkin of something else"
church: "yeah thats real classy, tucker"
MOVIES:
agusta gone.
aquamarine.
constantine.
crossroads.
epic movie.
fivle goes west.
harry potter.
jackass.
kung-pow.
labyrinth.
moulin rouge
not another teen movie.
princess diaries.
scary movie 1-4.
silent hill.
sisterhood of the traveling pants.
speak.
the ring.
thirteen.
toothless.
van helsing.
etc...
SHOWS:
america's next top model.
angery beavers.
aqua teen.
as told by ginger.
braceface.
criss angel mindfreak.
DEGRASSI the next generation
family guy.
fear.
foster's home for imaginary friends.
i
i love the 90's.
instant star.
lizzie mcguire.
miami ink.
oprah...nah im j/k
real scary stories.
robot chicken.
south park.
scrubs.
whose line is it anyway?
CHILDHOOD SHOWS:
aaahh! real monsters!
adventures of black beauty.
adventures of pete & pete.
all that (the old/good ones).
alvin and the chipmunks.
animaniacs.
are you afraid of the dark?
the angry beavers.
amimorphs.
catdog.
clarissa explains it all.
curious george.
dennis the menace.
double dare.
doug.
figure it out.
garfield and friends.
gullah gullah island.
gumby.
hey arnold.
hey dude.
in a heartbeat.
inspector gadget.
kablam!
kenan & kell.
land of the lost.
legends of the hidden temple.
little bear.
little mermaid.
looney toons.
muppet babies.
my brother and me.
peewee's playhouse.
pinky and the brain.
the brothers garcia.
the famous jett jackson.
the mystery files of shelby woo.
ren & stimpy.
rocko's modern life.
rugrats.
rupert.
salute your shorts.
space cases.
so weird.
the secret world of alex mack.
tiena.
tiny toons.
wild & crazy kids.
whinnie the pooh.
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My Blog

ARIES - THE SEXIEST

A " R " I " E " S: The SexiestOutgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to fuck with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Not a Fighter, But will Knock the shit out of u.Excellent kisse...
Posted by ¤tURk3Ys!¤ on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:04:00 PST

Important Armijo Stuff!!!

This goes out to all the girls out there at Armijo! Dominique King is such a panzy that he had a crush on a girl that got a new boyfriend. so he did what every clingy litttle freshman would, spread ru...
Posted by ¤tURk3Ys!¤ on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:58:00 PST

This is the absolute nicest yet most upsetting thing anyone has ever said to me...

Well where do I start? I know I didn't stay in touch with you but hey how was i supposed to? Anyway don't worry this aint anything bad but this message and that photo comment is my last myspace commen...
Posted by ¤tURk3Ys!¤ on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:22:00 PST

im sick to death of bein calld a racist left and rite just bc im white. i hate every1 equally.

Someone else besides me finally said it.  How many are actually paying attention to this?There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. an...
Posted by ¤tURk3Ys!¤ on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:10:00 PST

THE SKY PENGUINS!!!

I I I see ur on myspace are you on myspace I see ur on myspace I was in the jungle for seven years They gave me pills Its the government i tell you the government They are after me The grid is there b...
Posted by ¤tURk3Ys!¤ on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 04:40:00 PST

R.e.m.e.m.b.e.r.

Her hair was up in a pony tail,her favorite dress tied with a bow.Today was Daddy's Day at school,and she couldn't wait to go.But her mommy tried to tell her,that she probably should stay home.Why the...
Posted by ¤tURk3Ys!¤ on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 06:24:00 PST

IM BORED IM BORED IM BORED IM BORED IM BORED IM BORED IM BORED IM BORDER

omg! im so bored! and my damn computer isnt working so i have to use my sister's laptop. gay! every1 is @ the gay homecoming game right now but im too lazy and skool spiritless to go to shit like that...
Posted by ¤tURk3Ys!¤ on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 08:49:00 PST

summer 2006

summer 2006 was the worst summer of my life and i have my former best friends Dominique King and Ronel Quito to thank for that. we had our summer all planned out and it was gonna be the perfect s...
Posted by ¤tURk3Ys!¤ on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 07:15:00 PST

Wesley

wow this last week has been kind of hard. my friend's best friend wesley died in a car accident. i cant even imagine being in her position. shes so strong. i absolutely respect her and love her for be...
Posted by ¤tURk3Ys!¤ on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 07:57:00 PST

Summer, wow so much joy... : /

Well so far my summer bites the big one& 2 of my best friends went to BOY SCOUT camp. Lol dorks. But my other friend keeps blowing me off whenever he tells me he wants to kick it with me. Hes such a ...
Posted by ¤tURk3Ys!¤ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST