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cribdeth

i'll fix your gear....

About Me

my mom once told me that if i'd had been born a little smarter, i wouldn't have to waste my life on trivial pointless shit. i like my girlfriends ass, sound tracks to spaghetti westerns, and lots and lots of money. i am a great lover of things and everyone says it. i have enough personality to choke a fucking horse. i totally know how to party better than anyone else i know. i'm very impotent, and someday, you'll say you wish you'd had me. love you.

My Interests

microwaving, looking at stuff, wondering why i'm so good, wondering why not, loving up on my woman, laughing at people when they puke, seeing how much shit i can take without taking one myself. wishing i was bill from freaks and geeks.

I'd like to meet:

The mother fucker who thinks they can out think me, larry david, john henry bonham, the guitarist that plays with Taj Mahal in the "rockin' roll circus", woody allen, kurt cobain, charles bukowski, ALI G., franko columbo, a shark, a bear (the animal, not a big hairy leather clad gay man), a shark, a penguin, a dolphin, and butter dog.

Music:

jesus and mary chain, KISS, barry white, curtis mayfield, the stones, sabbath, faces, hot snakes, QOTSA, stooges, the who, the wipers, nirvana, ennio morricone, sparks, Trex, jesus lizard, kinks, melvins, ACDC, slayer (first three albums only), sam cooke, sonic youth, weird war, make up, N.O.U., biggie smalls, howlin' wolf, metallica ("kill em'all"), unwound, 50's vato wrist slasher tunes, big business, karp, the whip, deep purple, led zepplin, drive like jehu, ifihadahifi, screamincyncynandthepons..

Movies:

the decline of western civilization part II THE METAL YEARS, how to break into heavy metal without getting screwed, some kind of monster, dario argento flicks, spaghetti westerns, lots and lots of fucking war.

Television:

freaks and geeks.

Books:

i like the kind that has lots of pictures of stuff that's been blown all to fuck.

Heroes:

the guy who invented the meatless chicken, keith moon, john bonham, the colour blue, butter dog.

My Blog

anorexorcist

i've been doing a lot of thinking about my life lately, and i find myself coming back to the same question. am i a shithead? now, there are definitely a couple of folks that would say, ...
Posted by cribdeth on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 02:41:00 PST

Cut the shit.

Poop. Like the air we breathe we are surrounded by shit, just as we are surrounded by the slingers, or, merchants of the poop. I myself am a veteran poop smythe of almost 29 years. ...
Posted by cribdeth on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 04:03:00 PST