Liberating Dusty |
Last year I bought a bike, I bought it because it looked motherfuckin' awesome. Oh, and it was on sale at Palo Alto Bike Shop. At the time I was living with my ex who was a cyclist. He rode long miles...
Posted by Tif on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:24:00 PST |
Strawberry Fields |
Strawberries remind me of my grandmother. I distinctly remember her smile as she watched me marvel at the ENTIRE CRATE that she bought for me. No other 6 year old had a grandma as great as she. That w...
Posted by Tif on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:14:00 PST |
Death Sentence |
We all know about reducing carbon monoxide emission, water conservation and recycling. Some take part in these causes, some take personal conveniences over saving the plant. I am half way on the scale...
Posted by Tif on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:26:00 PST |
Office Ladies |
No, not the Japanese office ladies in fetish magazines but you hags at the office. I know why management hired you -- because you are old. You are old enough to have grown children so you won't call i...
Posted by Tif on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:42:00 PST |
Sex |
Recently I had a passing obsession with Taiwanese dramas, not the kind in which people fly around with swords or badly fictionalized accounts of fallen dynasties but ROMANTIC ones - complete with stol...
Posted by Tif on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:45:00 PST |
Grownup Versions |
I was eight and found myself in a completely alien environment. Surrounded by a circle of concerned adults on the first day of school in a foreign land, I knew I was in deep shit. Although everyone lo...
Posted by Tif on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:49:00 PST |
I'm only doing this for you, Holly-San |
Each player of this game starts with the 6 weird things/habits about themselves. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In th...
Posted by Tif on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 01:37:00 PST |
Horrific Expressions |
Horror movie victims have facial expressions of orgasmic Japanese porn stars. Or is it the other way around?
Posted by Tif on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 09:43:00 PST |
50,000 Watts of Goodwill |
Can't breathe, can't smell. My head is always hurting. The brain cells are heroically waving goodbye as they jump into simmering pot of eternal hell. My vocabulary and speech level...
Posted by Tif on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 10:10:00 PST |
Mating Saliva |
Six years back when I was still very smittened by Bukowski, I chatted with a guy during a flight to Boston. He wrote down a poet as recommended read.
Four years later, I dated a ma...
Posted by Tif on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 10:56:00 PST |
