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Josh

Fuck ya if you can't take a joke

About Me

I'm a happily married father of two beautiful daughters, Courtney 15 and Zoebeth 3. I kinda enjoy my job it's usually different day to day and I get to go to a lot of cool buildings, including a lot of government buildings I can't believe I get clearence for. I started playing music when I was ten. My dad bought me an old shitbox flattop, showed me the basic chords, The Wildwood Flower and a couple blues riffs and the rest is history, a very cloudy history.

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My Interests

Spending time with family and friends, Playing music and here recently a buddy of mine, you can call him Timmy I call him The Devil, reminded me of one of my favorite pastimes, drinking beer. But most of all, I love to make people laugh and of course I love to laugh myself.

I'd like to meet:

I would definitely like to meet Ozzy, he's the reason I started playing and listening to Metal. And it goes without saying, the other members of Sabbath. As far as anyone else the people I'd like to meet are dead, rest their souls, like Dimebag, I would have loved to hang out and party with that motherfucker and other crazy fucks like John Belushi, Sam Kennison, Chris Farley and Ronney Van Zant.

Music:

I don't listen to just one type of music. I don't think you should be closed minded to anything. I like shit that has some genuine feeling. It dosn't matter what the fuck it is as long as you get something from it even if it's not what the artist is trying to convey. I'll put it this way, I want to hear shit that makes top 40 not shit that is made for top 40. Real shit not some bubble gum bullshit Vote for By Demons be Driven

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Movies:

My all time favorite has got to be Cool Hand Luke, among other cinematic masterpieces like, The Exorcist, all Bruce Lee movies, Natural Born Killers, Kill Bill 1&2, any Clint Eastwood, of course Cheech & Chong, and being a parent I'm not ashamed to admit that I enjoy a lot of animated movies like Shrek and shit like that.I also like alot of comedies.

Television:

I like a lot funny shit like, Simpsons, Family Guy, Dave Chappelle, Drawn Together, South Park and just about anything on Comedy Central. I really like watching stuff with my honey like, CSI Vegas of course all the other ones are gay knockoffs, Antiques Road Show, Football, Myth Busters and all kind of shit on the Discovery and History Channels

Books:

I really haven't read too many books but I do like Wilbur Smith, Stephen King, Thomas Harris and I've read a few biographies

Heroes:

I really don't have too many heroes, alive anyway, but I guess my biggest hero would have to be my wife. Just for putting up with me she should be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.