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Tatiana

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About Me

I'm organized chaos. I am a multitude of bipolar descriptions. I'm loving but cold, extroverted and impulsive yet pensive and introverted, happy but sad, energetic yet super chill, intellectual but spacey, friendly but bitchy, at ease yet unsettled, trendy but low-maintenance, fabulous but living in Cleveland, artsy yet not artistic, love the party but find myself growing more and more tired of it. I'm an expatriate of Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh was kinda like an ex-boyfriend...after too many let downs, no hopes of a future together, and one too many unsatisfying nights, it was time to go. I'm back in Cleveland living a block from the beach, 7 minutes from work and a bike ride away from almost anything I'd want to do.I have some of the best friends a girl could ever have; my family, old and new friends have helped me out in both the most difficult and most rewarding times of my life. They've seen me lose my shit, find it, and they've danced with me to celebrate.Hands down, I have fabulous hair. I am a closet smoker, sorta. I date emotionally unavailable boys, and it's a dirty habit I can't seem to shake. My bar name is Tina. Oh yeah, and I forgive, but I never, ever forget. I don't like dogs or ketchup, and I'm not talking about hot dogs.
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My Interests

Lazy sundays. my first vegetable garden. tight denim. creamy coffee. bangs. working out. summer afternoons. dance parties. road trips. advertising. museums. singing off-key. bloody marys. bad televison. naps. prime filet mignon. yoga. weird science news. vacation adventures. cheese. cheeky political homor. scarves. cheap beer.

I'd like to meet:

Male underwear models from the 70s.

Music:

I'm going through a phase where I'm not sure what to listen to...I'm drawn to alt-electro-indie stuff like air and ladytron and lcd soundsystem but I'm also drawn to rock like interpol and arctic monkeys. and honestly, i don't care enough right now to figure out what's the latest, coolest band Pitchfork is writing about this week because by next year their sophmore album will be labeled passe'

Movies:

purple rain. The royal tennenbaums. a life aquatic. anchorman. amalie. office space. wet hot american summer. moulin rouge. farenheit 911. an inconvenient truth.

Television:

abc nightly news: world news (miss you peter jennings). grey's anatomy. bad reality shows like rock of love with bret michaels and the hills. i'm fascinated by survivorman and odd medical specials on tlc.

Books:

slaughterhouse five. cat's cradle. catch-22. the poisonwood bible. lolita. valley of the dolls. tender is the night. me talk pretty one day. dress your family in courderoy and denim. on the road.

Heroes:

George W. Bush. If you don't realize that's a joke, well then, you're dumb.

My Blog

April

This past March was possibly the worst month of my life. April 1st was a beautiful, sunshine filled day. The air was warm, Lake Erie looked inviting and the vase full of yellow tulips brought spring ...
Posted by Tatiana on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:00:00 PST

Gay day.

I woke up on Saturday in a horrible mood and took it out partially on Matt.  We had no coffee creamer. I was irritated.  We ran out of toilet paper.  It was his fault. We...
Posted by Tatiana on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 08:30:00 PST

Thirfty...

I am not a thrift store shopper. I'd rather spend $125 on a designer sweater than a smelly 'vintage' item. Newer items that only a few dozen people have handled - factory worker in China, store cler...
Posted by Tatiana on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 10:27:00 PST

Boredsville...

Anything and everything I do, everyday, I create for myself. No schedule, no commitments, and no consistency. To some, this might sound like an ideal situation. Create my own destiny, day after...
Posted by Tatiana on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 11:38:00 PST

A friendly lesson in unjustified shit talking vs. voicing valid opinions...

Okay, so there hasn't been much recently that I've wanted to write a myspace blog about, but today something was said to me that made me think about the subject mentioned above.  A former friend ...
Posted by Tatiana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The haps.

My job at Robert Falls is donesville.
Posted by Tatiana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Count 'em!

My myspace page is starting to look like a who's who of my ex-boyfriends.
Posted by Tatiana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Scared...

Last night I was only minutes away from falling into a deep sleep when, through the thick haze, I realized that the house alarm was going off. And not the little "beep beep...you have 60 seconds to d...
Posted by Tatiana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Flashbacks are fun...

If you've never seen an episode of Da Ali G Show...damn, you're missing out. My brother bought season one, and I found myself entranced with the telly last night rather than doing anything constructi...
Posted by Tatiana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Got some...sorta...not really....

I spent the weekend at Middle bass island for a bachelorette party - All of the rumors I heard and the judgemental opinions I had about the islands are true. If you are a manboy with cheesy pick up l...
Posted by Tatiana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST