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Michael Valentine

Free love? It's too expensive.

About Me

I thought you'd never ask! As follows - Random acts of kindess, paying it forward, alms for the poor and those that are less fortunate than ourselves, volunteering at the hospital, donating blood, habitat for humanity, organ donar, greenpeace member, working for peta, recycler, shopper at trader joe's, all things organic, helping and honoring the elderly, crossing guard on Thursdays, big brothers big sisters, pen pal with children in third world countries, carpooler, supporter of amateurs in the arts, smiling at people for no good reason at all, wheeling around handicapped folk, having sex with blind girls (they are especially grateful) and all good deeds in general. It has been made known to me by the Spirit the principle of celestial marriage.Seriously folks: To know me, is to look at my pics!

My Interests

religion making: and learning how I might be able to control weaker individuals through manipulation, hypnosis, machiavellianism, technology, diet, creationsism, the republican party, the democratic party, spiritualism, stories of the savior, red-letter texts, the teachings of Ellen G. White, the exodus led by Brigham Young, the sermon on the mount, and bearing false witness about coveting my neighbor's wife.

I'd like to meet:

A good cook, a masseuse, and Dr. Feelgood.

Music:

The absolute understanding that modern day rock-n-roll music has replaced religiosity for young people, and the worshipping of rock figures (Jim Morrison, John Lennon, Jimi Hendrix, et al.) has taken the place of spirituality; and understanding Joseph Smith's power is akin to understanding what Bob Dylan did in the early 1960s.

Movies:

The Triumph of the Will, not because Miss Riefenstahl was a Nazi, or a Nazi sympathizer, or more simply, was employed by the Nazi party, but more that she was able to crystallize the beauty of propaganda more that anyone before or since. Nor has anyone succeeded in outperforming that particular beauty.

Television:

The History Channel, with its "H" on bottom right corner, which really should be an "N" for Nazi's, which is all they show presumably because of the high ratings watching Nazi's yields and apparently will always yield.

Books:

Don Quixote, Romantic Poetry, Shakespeare, Literary Criticism, Histories, The Bible, Essays, The Economist, biographies.

Heroes:

Well, firstly - Steven Patrick. And then? Oh, so many - half of them fictional I think- It was Emerson who said there is no history, only biography, and I've delved into a bit of it: Leopold Bloom, Falstaff, Ma Petite Amie, Errol Flynn, Professor Harold Bloom, Enid Coleslaw, Simone de Beauvoir, Jean Seberg, Emperor Julian, David Ben Gurion, Alan Konigsberg, Eric Drache, Charles Darwin, Oscar Wilde, Lincoln, Gore Vidal, David Thomson, The latter Roosevelts, Lyndon B. Johnson, MLK Jr., Robert E. Lee, Winston Churchill, Walter Pater, Shelley and Keats, James Joyce, Larry Bird, Ingmar Bergman, James Stewart, Jack Nicholson, Philip Roth, Jennifer Tilly (I'm dead serious, I love her), Irving Thalberg, Dr. Samuel Johnson, Hunter S. Thompson, Edward G. Robinson, The Marx Bros., Dana Carvey, John Malkovich, Johnny Marr, Martin Short, Peter Buck (so much more dynamic than Stipe!), am I getting a little carried away??? Nevertheless, Damon Albarn, Graham Coxon, James Dean, Jimmy Cagney, Barbara Stanwyck, Raoul Walsh, Gordon Gano (Ha!), okay, begrudgingly, a nod to Christopher Guest, but work BEFORE Waiting for Guffman, err, that Flowers fellow of that one band, didn't he write a certain song or other about some bloke who supposedly did some thing that really wasn't quite as glamorous as all that?... did I add Papa San?

My Blog

Singin' in the Rain

My all time favorite musical picture is Singin' in the Rain.  Well, now that I have TiVo, I was able to record it for it was scheduled to appear at the ungodly hour of 8:30 in the morning, and Va...
Posted by Michael Valentine on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 12:17:00 PST

Emily Dickinson tells us what a woman wants...

This poem by Emily Dickinson was thought to be written in 1862:All the letters I can writeAre not fair as thisSyllables of VelvetSentences of Plush,Depths of Ruby, undrained,Hid, Lip, for TheePlay ...
Posted by Michael Valentine on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 09:10:00 PST

Paradise Lost

Not too many people I know have ever taken the time to read John Milton's Paradise Lost.  Of all the classics that we common readers feel  obliged to tackle, this blind poet's story of Lucif...
Posted by Michael Valentine on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 11:20:00 PST

Half-price holidays???

Anyone know of a good dominatrix who might be interested in starting a long term arrangement either in Beverly Hills or Las Vegas?  Now before you gasp, I'd like to explain my predicament. You se...
Posted by Michael Valentine on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:23:00 PST

New Orleans (Not about Katrina)

New Orleans, founded by the French, therefore, unmistakably Catholic.  Yet known for one of the most haunting songs ever written.  Though the song apparently originated in Cincinnatti, it ha...
Posted by Michael Valentine on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 08:43:00 PST

Looked up the word 'histrionic' yesterday

Yes, friends, for those of you who've chosen to be my readership, I have a revelation:  There is such a word as histrionic, and every once in a while words haunt me as to their meanings.  Wi...
Posted by Michael Valentine on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 11:10:00 PST

Love

Love is a fiddler's song played drunk in alleyways
Posted by Michael Valentine on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 10:47:00 PST

Myspace is a space for myblogs. But here is a quote blog

The Desert Island Question ("If just one book, which?") has no universal answer, but most readers with authentic judgment would choose among the Authorized English Bible, Shakespeare complete, and "Do...
Posted by Michael Valentine on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 05:58:00 PST

A Bill of Divorcement (Brandishing a Fountain Pen)

The movies of the pre-Hays Code 1930s often had such risque titles as A Bill of Divocement, or the Divorcee, the Gay Divorcee, or Animal Crackers (that was flippant).  Oftentimes, these scenarios...
Posted by Michael Valentine on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:20:00 PST

necrophilia

There's really only two ways to look upon the subject of necrophilia. I daren't say which category I fall under for fear of alienating some of my fanbase. But nevertheless, ergo the viewpoints: 1) ...
Posted by Michael Valentine on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 12:40:00 PST