snowboarding, digital cable, eating five meals a day, pseudo exercising, shiatsu massages, making lists, voicing my strong opinions, harassing innocent bystanders, eating olives.
the duchess herself, fergie-ferg, or anyone who makes peeing your pants cool.
instrumental new age, anything with crystals and chimes
chick flicks with a lot of gratuitous nudity
TV is my lifeblood...
the sunday paper
hillary clinton, tara reid and the duchess