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Mcatron

MCATRON OWNS YOU.

About Me

My CPU is a Neuronet Processor, a learning computer. A freeze dried poltergeist, just add water. A power pump of pummeling, my size 16's never need a rest. I am the kind of guy that says fuck a mullet, I gotz a squeeler. I have a telepathic hand that 'acts up' from time to time, allowing me mind control and omnipresence. And, finallly, a automatic vomit-on-command control panel, to expel waste and promote good times.www.mcatron.com

My Interests

Im kind of like Predator, in that i kick it all mildly invisible and then i bust out some madness and then retreat back to being invisible. I once iced a whole squad of dudes rollin up on the Man Mountain. Bowls of Nuts, balls and butts. Raping the Vape. Being Mcatron mostly I find it very satisfying when I am brought to fruition. Mcbuddies. Alcohol. Hitting the crajee. Its all about Tig Woods and the Fight Night. We own you.

I'd like to meet:

Voltron, the robotic sister from small wonder, Deltron Z, Captain Ron, Cortana and the Echo-1-4-19.

Music:

Tron Man 5000, Deltron 3030, Star Wars Intergalactic Disco Medley, or whatever the fuck it is.

Movies:

Captain Ron, Short Circuit, Tron.

Television:

Mork + Mindy, Small Wonder

Books:

Anything By Phillip K. Dick

Heroes:

Mindblast, Roddy P + Keith D

My Blog

urban dict def

June 08, 2007: myspywhen you use [myspace] to spy on ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, ex-friends or even your ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend's [baby momma].my boyfriend caught me myspying o...
Posted by Mcatron on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:30:00 PST

Holocaust (silkworm) says....

I'll break it simply, I'm horrifyingly empty
Posted by Mcatron on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 03:22:00 PST

bob digi says...

"Four shellies rip through his bellyBlast him right outside of Mike's deliDip to the teleCall my bird up on the celleBobby what Bobby lust I walk strangeAnd talk strangeLong range sniper aimsSwiss che...
Posted by Mcatron on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:52:00 PST

mcatrons new years resolve hippiedom

i wanna walk up the side of the mountain i wanna walk down the other side of the mountain i wanna swim in the river and lie in the sun i wanna try and be nice to everyone.yay area
Posted by Mcatron on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:07:00 PST

cassolass collab

smugbugin a rugthug tugging on my coattailsdonald trumps rug plugging up the entrailsset sail with shovel and pail the sinking ship loose lips mushroom trips shake hips and take risks"fo sho! ... alth...
Posted by Mcatron on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 11:57:00 PST

mcatron drivel newness

the misaligned path to learn the invisible math of the staff of souls that put you on earth to make you whole in the turnpike toll sometimes i think i forgot my subway token when i turned from a fish ...
Posted by Mcatron on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:22:00 PST

Mr T sage advice, once again

"When you put down one mother, you put down mothers all over the world."- Mr. T
Posted by Mcatron on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:27:00 PST

mcatrons drunken drivel

the water signs pruned our minds until the time for the war crimesbrought to a sublime conclusion contrary the brain contusions and a cirrosis liverlover with a shiver i sweat it out and acknowledge t...
Posted by Mcatron on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 01:08:00 PST

Carl Weathers

Duotron encountered none other than Carl Weathers this evening, blowin up the cellie and flippin words like Vanna Whitey. Lookin fly in his suit, droppin knowledge like Mr. Wizard with liquor in him. ...
Posted by Mcatron on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 01:40:00 PST

Aesop says:

is you fat cats or lab rats? trails tail my step and got em sweatin flash backs......must not sleep, must warn others.
Posted by Mcatron on Tue, 30 May 2006 12:18:00 PST