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Arnold Hawker

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About Me


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My Interests

The obscure, The manic, Nonconformists, Nonconformity, and extreme porridge making

I'd like to meet:

William Burroughs,Alan Moore, Andy Kaufman (The inter gender wrestling champion of the world) Tintin, Neal Cassidy and anyone painted green.

Music:

The Doors, Elvis, Motorhead, America,The velvet underground, Jefferson Airplane, Ian Dury and Neil Young.

Movies:

Naked Lunch, Plan Nine and A Clockwork Orange. Anything by Ed Wood.

Television:

No.

Books:

Naked lunch, Junkie, Interzone, Brave New World, A Clockwork Orange, On the road, American Psycho, Filth, Porno, The Trial, Metomorphosis, Electro boy (A memoir of mania.), The Watchmen and An artist in America by the artist Thomas Benton about his wanderings around America.

Heroes:

William Burroughs, Andy Kaufman (Inter gender wrestling champion of the world.) Tintin and Neal Cassidy.

My Blog

Inspector Barry Bent.

I lean forward to sample the newspapers spread out in front of the old man. The images are so vile, abominable with a parallel likeness. " Identifying the dead woman and unravelling something of her h...
Posted by Arnold Hawker on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 02:11:00 PST

Tramulator ride

Miss Penny Pith, gaurded, moderate and callow. Mild mannered Penny, Ace reporter, champion of the down trodden. Scourge of New Birmingham's underworld. Daughter of the celebrated Captain Harry Pi...
Posted by Arnold Hawker on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 01:00:00 PST

Dockside Abomination

 The tenaments are occupied by the poor labouring classes. A lodger going early to his work found the body, another lodger says that the murders was not committed when he returned ...
Posted by Arnold Hawker on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 11:44:00 PST

A Dockside Abomination.

 A Dockside Abomination The body of a woman of Porta Negran desent is now lying unidentified at the Dockside mortuary, ferosiously stabbed to death this morning between the hours of two and four ...
Posted by Arnold Hawker on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 02:26:00 PST