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About Me

i like overly vivid enigmas. many years slip about, realizing another journey evades a nitwit. in any event, if god took himself a 150 pound handful of the clay used to make awesome people, and molded it with broad, rippling shoulders, you'd pretty much get me. i hold the record for most touchdown passes in a super bowl. i invented the wheel. i built the eiffel tower out of brawn and steel. i'm the self-installed deity of my own religion (join jeremism today!). i've won a nobel prize, two olympic gold medals, an emmy, and recieved an honorable mention three years running in the washington state spelling bee.

My Interests

world. of. warcraft. it takes up all my time now. i'll see all my friends, and sunlight again, when i get to level 60. woot! ps, go hashishan! greatest guild ever. ev-ver.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who enjoys a good hug every time they enter or leave my house. and chuck norris.

Music:

this past summer i saw both the red hot chili peppers and tool. i can now die happy. still need to see ideofone live, tho.

Movies:

"my advice? forget her, dude. there's one bitch in this world. one bitch with many faces."
"i'll be your huckleberry."
"they took the bar! the whole fucking bar!"

Television:

if i could live anywhere, it'd be on williams street.

Books:

the dark tower tops any series i've ever read. it's that good.

Heroes:

there goes my hero. watch him as he goes. dananana nananana nananana nananana.

My Blog

The Story of Petesmas

The Story of Petesmas The story of Petesmas begins on a balmy night in April of 1982. Ozzy was playing a show in L.A. At the Colosseum, as a matter of fact, before it was burned to the ground by ...
Posted by stinky pete on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 08:45:00 PST

reasons why me and my bike rock and are perfect for one another

we're both dead sexy and have a low center of gravity.we both run on either 92 octane or tacos.we're both low maintenance.we both think the pt cruiser is like, the ugliest car ever.twist our handles, ...
Posted by stinky pete on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 03:47:00 PST

The Book Of Jeremy

On the first day, the lord, thy Jeremy was really hung over, so he slept in. On the second day, the lord, thy Jeremy was still kind of feeling it. That was one hell of a bender he went on the other ...
Posted by stinky pete on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 03:26:00 PST