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I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me


I want to know everything.
I don't fuck on the first date. I'm Jewish. I am of Israeli and African (no, really) lineage. I speak Hebrew very well; I do not speak Swahili at all. I like girls with straight hair, tight jeans, sneakers, and little or no make-up. Trashy doesn't do it for me. I like people who appreciate simplicity. Most of my clothing is way retro and older than I am and probably older than you are as well. I like literate people, but not literature snobs. I like subculture. I'm 6'1". When I'm wearing shoes I'll often say I'm 6'2" because I haven't measured my height in quite some time and the possibility of growing an inch since then exists, notwithstanding the statement's inherent inaccuracy. I can't stand bad teenage poetry and therefore do not go to open mic night at indie coffee shops. Pardon the personification, but drugs are dumb. Drug users are dumber. I try to avoid letting my little head do the thinking for my big head. I don't ever 'pop the collar.' I like skiing cause I like the cold and I like the snow. I have yet to purchase a motorcycle, mostly because I'm poor, most likely because I just sent my parents a 4-digit check for all the money I (no longer) owe them. My rock climbing addiction is back in full swing after the tendon damage in my left wrist, forearm, and middle/pointer fingers has finally healed - more or less. There's a reason they call the mainstream a stream: it's shallow.
DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People from all walks of life.... but sorostitutes, frat boy assholes, drug users, and Keanu Reeves (" I know kung fu....") need not apply.

I hereby refuse to date another stupid girl and resolve to only date intimidatingly smart and introspective women who will call my bullshit when I start slinging it.

True appreciators of Louis Armstrong, Ella Fitzgerald, and Benny Goodman.

Also, anyone capable of teaching me how to do a backflip.

Johnny! .

The Hoff AND Gary... How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop??!?! img src= "http://usera.imagecave.com/TimFlaherty/HAC/postal_2_garyhof f.jpg"