Hawkis Barbothii

I will sum myself up in a series of quotes: “Our chief item of costume in this strange new world was the familiar, much-faded and much-loved leather jacket. We clung to them particularly, for they were the last tangible evidence of a amore care free life.” -Ernest K. Gann FATE IS THE HUNTER“Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend, inside of a dog It’s too dark to read.” -Groucho Marx“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” -Henny Youngman“I once gut drunk and threw up so much that it went back to things I ate when I was in the 9th grade… Red Hots, Snickers, and at least one cheat sheet.” -Darrell Hammond“Lotta self-help tapes out there. Got one called How to Handle Disappointment.” I got it home and the box was empty.” -Jonathan Droll“Last night, I dreamed I ate a 10-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up, the pillow was gone.” -Tommy Cooper“Let me ask you something- if someone’s lying, are their pants really on fire?” -Jerry Seinfeld“I went to a shrink. She hates my guts. She says I have delusions of sexual superiority- She just wants to fuck me.” -Jeremy Hotz“I don’t kill flies, but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, ‘Whooa, I’m way too high!’” -Bruce Baum“He was like a farmer- Outstanding in his field.” -Pilot Saying“Do you know what the three most exciting sounds in the world are? Anchor chains, plane engines and train whistles.” -Jimmy Stewart, It’s A Wonderful Life“Sometimes I think war is Gods way of teaching us Geography.” -Paul Rodriguez“Luck, often enough, will save a man- If his courage will hold.” -Buliwyf, The 13th Warrior“Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.” -Seen on a General Dynamics bulletin board“I’m not afraid of crashing (a plane)- my secret is… just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.” -Bill Cosby“If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.” -Derek Bok“Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.” -General George Patton Jr.“It is better to have loved and lost, than not to love at all.” -Tennyson“Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.” When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults. -Latin Phrase"It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?" -Ronald Reagan