"A veritable fun factory."
"Charming, absolutely the funniest, no.. probably the greatest person i know."
"Looks fantastic doing anything! Even eating sloppy joes!"-Grandma. (i don't eat sloppy joes. Ever.)
i'm gullible. i find the personification of animals hilarious. i like having fun all the time. Hobbies include laughing in the face of adversity, being late, collecting fake Rolexes, blowing my straw wrapper in your face, pretending i don't notice, and dogsitting at your parents house.
i have a penchant for: Cheesy pick-up lines. Eating. Driving. Eating while driving. Text messsaging. Google. Brown eyed boys with dark hair. Reading. Coffee. People who look good naked, sans airbrushing. Hanging out at airports. The Sunday NY Times. Sticking my head out the window. National Geographic Channel. Breakfast. Lunch. Dinner. Apple. Traveling. Magic. J Crew models. Dancing. Foam on my latte. Laughing at everything and every body. (yes, everybody is one word. i'm talkin bout ya BODY, fool!) Listening to other people's conversations. Waitstaff remembering my name. Food so spicy my nose runs. Guys with nice backs. American Apparel. Vodka & soda.
i'm not very fond of: Dum dums. idiots. Bad drivers. Stradlaters & other cronies and phonies. Guys whose opener is "Have any tattoos?". Unoriginals. Places with no air conditioning. Capitalization. Smokers. Putting brown liquors in my body. Weak handshakes.
When i die i don't want anyone driving around flossing stickers on their car that say "In memory of Dani"
i laugh a lot!
Of course you're down to earth, what's the alternative?
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