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Hologram_Tinslepants

Strive for mediocrity

About Me

I'm a never-was, trying to be a has-been... a has-been on the comeback trail.- (A Bergman)**wife, mother, makeup artist/teacher who listens to Nick Cave while driving her PT Cruiser trying to figure out how she got to where she is.I edited my profile with a blind donkey table border="0" cellpadding="5"

My Interests

I love my job as a makeup artist and bodypainter.

I'd like to meet:

The entity that steals one sock from each load of laundry I do.

Music:

David Bowie, Nick Cave, Jon Spencer.. in any of his incarnations, it ranges from Diamanda Galas to Tori Amos. From U2 to John Lydon. I KNOW I'm not cool and I couldn't care less. Music? I try to support my friends because I gave up.Used to be in Waiting For God. Put that in there just in case a someone from my past gives a damn to look. Now I plan to open a daycare, you can decide if I'm kidding about that or not.

Movies:

Too many too count. Memorable movie moment. My husband and I went to a screening of The Passion of The Christ... grabbed food and walked into the theatre where the movie had just started. As I looked around at the people who were engrossed in the film and as the violent imagery progressed, I turned to my husband and said, " This feels incredibly wrong." Watching the cruxification while eating takeout from Taco Bell was just a combination that seemed hilarious to me. Why hath thou forsaken me for the Gordita crunch?

Television:

Too much... love watching idiots auditioning for American Idol.

Books:

Reading, How to be Pope. It's not a joke but actually a handbook of sorts for the Pope. It may come in handy one day except for the fact that I'm not Catholic. ....

Heroes:

My Dad... and whoever invented the Jolly Jumper.