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Mel

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Moofing v. Derived from the acronym for mobile, out of office. Moofers abandon the workplace between meetings, taking laptop and BlackBerry to the local Starbucks or anyplace else where they can escape interruption by talkative coworkers. Also; the act of throwing small children to tigers.

My Interests

Be Sure To Check Out My Favorite Sites:

::Horsepower & Heels::
Mint Siren: Lingere, Corsetry, Beauty

Books:

Currently Reading: V, by Thomas Pynchon

Heroes:

Most of my heroes are those who have passed on.
+Batman
+My Aunt Kerrie
+My sister Erica
+Mary Olsen
+Gambit
+Wolverine
+The Crimson Chin, and his side kick: Cleft--The Boy Chin Wonder

My Blog

Floating Listlessly in the Sea of Insecurity

I've made a new friend. He's a large cockroach that lives in my bathroom. His name is Eddie. He's a fast sonofabitch that's impervious to my beatings. I let him live minus two legs. The bastard shits ...
Posted by Mel on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 02:34:00 PST

I’m Just a Poor Way-Faring Stranger...

...A-traveling through this world below.   Your words are empty, hollow; and yet they ring bright like the captain's bell. Your whipers beat hard against my ears, like soft raindro...
Posted by Mel on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 08:55:00 PST

Filth and Wisdom A La Madonna?

I HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS MOVIE!! ...
Posted by Mel on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 09:06:00 PST

Sweet Baby Jesus, A Blog

So let me lay it down: I've got a new page with new blogs dedicated to social, economic and political news from a variety of sources. These are personal takes on events and should be scrutinized by al...
Posted by Mel on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 06:55:00 PST

New World Order.....By My Hand and My Pen

In case you haven't read the bulletin (because I know half of you never do) I've got a new Myspace page dedicated to writing and music. The layout is a tad darker and more serious writing. If you're i...
Posted by Mel on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 04:42:00 PST

"Oh GOD! They Shot HIM!!!" Hot Lips, You Nincompoop, That’s the End of the Quarter"

How did I get this far? How in the hell did I end up on a couch, a world away from the couch I grew up on, and yet I'm still watching my favorite movie and laughing at my favorite parts? It was s...
Posted by Mel on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 01:05:00 PST

Yo no soy un "Weekend Warrior"

Jeebus Cripes! What a friggin' weekend! First off, I'd like to congratulate my bee eff eff on her marriage. Best of luck in a time when the institute of marriage fails more than it succeeds. The weddi...
Posted by Mel on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 09:19:00 PST

Slum Lords of the Human Soul--Part 4

I was free, I knew that deep within me, but wasn't I always free? Hell I'm an American, I am free. But in the true spirit of it we really aren't. We're bound by laws constructed by our own moralities ...
Posted by Mel on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 01:43:00 PST

An Old Spin...On A New Self

Time. Whether we'd like to believe it or not, it is a commodity unlike any other here in the good ol' U.S of A. We value time, we covet time, time is finite to us. I certainly don't like to waste my t...
Posted by Mel on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:52:00 PST

La Muchacha Sucia

The cavern is darkdamp, and glisteningtight crevicesand high precipes It sighs a warm breath high uponIt takes delightupon forlorn respite Endless mysteries madealive by the electrichumming, hummingli...
Posted by Mel on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 07:16:00 PST