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Mark

I wouldn't unless you want to end up like Ash. Who wants to see their girlfriend get raped by a tree

About Me

I'm an old punk. I work at Target. I sleep about an hour a night. I'm grouchy. And bitter. Very bitter. I'll finish this shit later.
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My Interests

Annoying my family. Fucking with my cat's mind to the point he's completly paranoid. Working. Toys from the 80's. Japan (the country not the band...even though I think they're cool!). Stupid comedies. Putting on my pants backwards when I wake up (I seem to do that EVERY morning :/).I like all kinds of music. Mostly stuff I was raised on like REAL punk rock and Metal. Driving around aimlessly. I can't go to far away places due to the fact I don't have alot of money to spend on gas. I need to figure out how to teleport to places. Like Star Trek. That would rule.

I'd like to meet:

A really fat midget, like 400lbs. Lemmy. Danzig so I can go the fair with him and make him watch me go on the rides and he can't (because he's like 5 ft tall!). And your mom.

Music:

The Smiths, Morrissey, Joy Division, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Crowded House/Neil Finn, Killing Joke, Dead Boys, Lords of the New Church, Bathory, Burzum, Mayhem, Emperor, Death In June, PIL, Sex Pistols, The Clash, Crass, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Sepultura, NIN, Ministry, Revolting Cocks, Liars, Letters to Cleo, L7, GG Allin, Puscifer, Tool (the first 3 albums were cool, the latter ones were B-O-R-I-N-G!), Black Flag, Slayer, Circle Jerks, Bob Dylan,Belle and Sebastian, Camera Obscura, Bright Eyes, DarkThrone, Siouxie and The Banshees, The Doors, Afghan Whigs, Jane's Addiction, The Glove, Goodbye Mr. Mackenzie, Smashing Pumpkins, Sunn o))), Wolves In The ThroneRoom, Leviathan, Fudge Tunnel, Selfish Cunt, Big Black, Old Sonic Youth, Danzig/Samhain/The Misfits, Xasthur, Deicide, Gorgoroth, Bauhaus/Peter Murphy/Love and Rockets, Cryptopsy, Anal Cunt, Sisters Of Mercy, Today is the Day,Metallica when they were METAL, FEAR, The Germs, Rancid, Lars and the Bastards, Transplants first cd, and more. A lot more...

Movies:

SuperBad. Big Lebowski. Blade Runner. Wayne's World 1 & 2. Yep.

Television:

Saved By the Bell. Ace of Cakes. Hell's Kitchen. Rob and Big is quite possibly the greatest show of all time.

Books:

Reading iz stupid.

Heroes:

Varg Vikernes. Morrissey. Kerry King. Zack Morris.

My Blog

Melanie, Dave, and Jamie. PLZ READ THIS!

CLICK THAT LINK!!! THIS ONE TOO!...
Posted by Mark on Sun, 25 May 2008 02:20:00 PST

A presidential canadate we can ALL get behind!

VOTE OR DIE MOTHERFUCKERS!
Posted by Mark on Thu, 22 May 2008 05:16:00 PST

To quote Brodie Bruce’s grandmother : "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?"

Of course she became a lesbian before her 60th birthday, but that's besides the point! LOLZ...I fucking I can't sleep. I'm bored. My weekend off has been less than uneventful. Worked on some songs. S...
Posted by Mark on Sun, 18 May 2008 06:24:00 PST

A 3-way call with a cell phone and a jar of mayo?

Yes, Amy Winhouse...yes, you can. I love this chick. She's crashed faster than Britney!  
Posted by Mark on Wed, 14 May 2008 05:21:00 PST

Yes...this is awesome.

Alabama rapper Mr. Bigg. He has a fucking diamond for an eye! THAT SHIT IS GANGSTA!
Posted by Mark on Tue, 13 May 2008 04:02:00 PST

The Album of the Year comes out July 22nd.

Jacksonville Florida's best band ,Black Kids release their debut CD on July 22nd. If you haven't heard their shit yet go to Myspace.com/Blackkidsrock. I haven't been this excited about a new band sinc...
Posted by Mark on Thu, 08 May 2008 01:55:00 PST

My name is Mark...and I’m addicted....

TO PICTURES OF AMY WINEHOUSE!  
Posted by Mark on Wed, 07 May 2008 01:33:00 PST

Creepy Hulk Hogan pictures are like my opinion of Unicorns...THEY KICK ASS!

WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN MY 24 INCH PYTHON RUNS WILD ON YOOOOOOOOOOU?!?!? This one is my favorite... in fact, it might become my new wallpaper:  ...
Posted by Mark on Thu, 01 May 2008 02:45:00 PST

I think I have sores on my cock...

Just Kidding. Rancid... Is coming to House Of Blues!!! Fri, 06/20/08 I missed them last time. I wanna go! Hopefully I'll have the cash...
Posted by Mark on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:22:00 PST

Let’s get out of this country.

Let's get out of this countryI'll admit I am bored with meI drowned my sorrows and slept aroundWhen not in body at least in mindWe'll find a cathedral cityYou can convince me I am prettyWe'll pick ber...
Posted by Mark on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:00:00 PST