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HipoChristian

Not If God Gave Evil Rest, Sir....

About Me



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Well... see like this one time I threw up and I peed at the same time and there was an alien and the car exploded and my teeth started to hurt and I need to pee. That is about how I feel right now. I mean right then, not now now, but now then right now. Right? Do you actually read this? If you do listen to music by the guys in my favorites.

My Interests

Cheese Helmets, Brazen Hips of The Chaos Angel, Music by Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Mr. Bungle, David Bowie, John Kaada, the Gay Werewolves, thousands of others. Playing music that will probably never be heard, painting, staying active in this life. Watching movies, especially good ones. Being outdoors when it is nice. Accomplishing things. Being in love. Just being.

I'd like to meet:

Todd Ryland. David Bowie. A smurf that liked to breakdance and drink cough syrup. Yeah.. Maybe your dad. Azathoth. The Visa Fairy. The Debt Fairy. The Fairy that gives you all you need to be Free. Nikola Tesla. Alistier Crowley. A guy who claims to be Jesus, and for all I know, is. Satan, so I can get my 5 bucks back. The Gay Werewolves. The Open Ended Lucrative Contract That Is On Our Own Terms and Takes us on a Profitable, Moderate returns mind you but profitable nonetheless, World Tour Fairy. Have you met any of these folks? Besides your dad.. except for you, you bastard.

Music:

John Kaada, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, David Bowie, They Might Be Giants, Outkast, Mr. Bungle, Secret Chiefs 3, Fantomas, Le Chambre Nautili, Centipede, TAO, The Date Rapists, Spleen Leakage, The Gay Werewolves, Charming Hostess, Faun Fables, Mike Patton, John Zorn, Bill Laswell, The Flaming Lips, Dieselhed, Nick Cave, Ennio Morricone, Danny Elfman, God Speed You Black Emperor, Boredoms, Estradasphere, So Many More That I feel like a dick not mentioning them......I'm not into emo.... It's whiney and it is the new punk rock, and you know what I mean by that. Ask George Lucas.

Movies:

Shaun of The Dead, Harold and Kumar, I Heart Huckabees, Army of Darkness, Most anything by David Lynch, LOTR, Star Wars Ep. 4-6, In The Mouth Of Madness, Kurosawa's Dreams, Zoolander, Anchorman, Pushing Tin, Ice Pirates, Labyrinth, Last Temptation of Christ, Goodfellas, Evil Dead 1 & 2, Quills, Mystery Men, The Incredibles, Saw, The Grudge, X-men Trilogy, Hulk, Amelie, City of Lost Children, Oldboy, Equilibrium, The Prestige, Borat, Jet Li's Fearless, Firecracker, about a thousand others........Shrek is trite shit. That movie is crap and it wishes it was Pixar. That also goes along with Ep. 1 & 2 of Star Wars.

Television:

Spaced, Heroes, ROME, Masters Of Horror, The Mighty Boosh, Spaced, The League of Gentlemen, Little Britain, Peep Show, The Venture Bros. a few others.

Books:

Anything by Micheal Talbot, Robert Anton Wilson, Clive Barker, Kurt Vonnegut, Lord of The Rings, The Vampire Chronicles, Great and Secret Show, Everville, Weaveworld, The Holographic Universe, Galapogos, Slaughterhouse Five, The ILLUMINATUS! Trilogy, Masks of The Illuminati, Sacred Drift, about a hundred others.

Heroes:

Richard O'Brien, Mike Patton, Frank Zappa, Trey Spruance, John Kricfalusi, Phillip K. Dick, Hakim Bey, Robert Anton Wilson, Wayne Coyne, Nils Frykdahl, Dan Rathbun, Eyvind Kang, John Zorn, Andre 3000, Stan Lee, Jello Biafra, I know there is someone.... Chris Thomas.

My Blog

The problem with typing is no one can tell when your joking...

Alright, I say some things that some may take in a negative light, but I am oft times being sarcastic. I find that typing isn't the best way to talk to people in a sarcastic way. Even adding "just k...
Posted by HipoChristian on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 01:59:00 PST

I Am The Ruler of Yardsticks

Don't keep me down, the ground has many lumps. When people speak backwards the world becomes its own parody. Touchy, touchy. Oh, I didn't explain that to the rest of me.
Posted by HipoChristian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST