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"Chris Thomas!"â„¢

Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas.

About Me



Icebreakers!

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...I'm pretty sure the C.I.A. reads this, so I'll say one thing: rubber walrus protectors. Okay, maybe a few things: I am Amano Jyaku the Shampoo Master of the Jujinkai and King of the Echo People. I live in beautiful Charleston, South Carolina and I've also been known to participate in a few drive-bys (just ask Merv Griffin).

My Interests

Being alive and breathing for starters. I'm freaky-deeky-loosey-goosey for all types of ill shit, but I would have to say that nothing has affected me quite like music has. I don't know what it is, but music excites the living shit out of me and always has, therefore it's what I do. Hmmmm.....I also enjoy:
sticking my fingers where they don't belong
smelling my fingers
conspiracies
bowling
listening to "Ramble On" by Zeppelin with Bose headphones while riding around the Scottish highlands on a white stallion dressed in knight's armor (me, not the stallion)
smart women with classic beauty
jumping out and scaring the SHIT out of people
soft brown hair (strokings)
delicate nature
extremity
The Cat's Eye Nebula (can I get a what what?)
jokes that go WAY too far
being overwhelmed
creepin in the shadows
understanding
open doors
tongue in my ear
peanut butter and jelly on rye with milk
French girls
night swimming
sleepin bags
Virginia in November
Coastal Carolina Fair
Halloween
musical FURY
running from the police (after hours playground sessions)
secret handshakes
spiders (looking, not touching)
SAMBA!
bear feet (yes, bear feet, not bare feet)
bare feet
effects processors
mellotrons
speaking in a Scottish accent
deep soul Muzak
making decisions
laughing to the point of aneurysm
listening to records
NYC on Thanksgiving
sanctuary
Crickets n' Cicadas
soft lovin'
cracking my knuckles
Chihuahuas
mood lighting
midday forests
breakdancin' (Bugaloo Shrimp 4-ever!)
Lance Henrikson
the smell of fresh urinal cakes
my '64 Fender 'Stang
old school Chevy Novas
THE O.V.
Azaleas
Spider Lilies
adventure and R.P.G. video games
METAL GEAR!
the smell of the Summer/Autumn season change
strong black coffee (and you KNOW that's not the ONLY thing I like strong n' black! Metal! Of course! Why, what were you thinking?)
wise men and beautiful boys
dreams (the ones I remember) and my friends that I've only seen in dreams
spoonin' and a-snugglin'
70's-80's horror
Brian De Palma
secret places
old European villages (although I've never been to one)
covert operations
progressive METAL (fuck metallic traditionalism)
VIVA LA MORRICONE!
sunlight through leaves
mayonnaise
FREEDOM!
moths in candlelight
full moons and their moonbeams
windy rain storms that come out of nowhere
group excitement!
reading by myself
sunny days that are cold
sitting up having incredible conversations with people and then looking down at your watch and realizing 7 hours have gone by...
Japan in the 40's
"The Rainbow Connection" by Kermit the Frog (Willie Nelson also does an incredible version)
music in the dark
fevers
the city of Chicago
old southern graveyards
graffiti art
electronic musicmaking
strumming with my thumb and fingerpicking
Romanian gypsy music!
dextromethorphan
art that fucks your whole shit up, shatters everything you thought you knew, leaves you drooling with tears in your eyes, and then sends you in a new direction
blurring my vision
shocking and powerful things that send you away in silence
post experience empathy that can only be expressed via knowing looks and gestures that result in laughter
brotherhood/sisterhood
long lonely nights
Lupin the 3rd
neon fantasies
past perceptions of the future (Metropolis, Kraftwerk, Logan's Run, etc.)
childhood in the 80's
Trivial Pursuit
pain
fire
orgasms
sleepovers
waking up at the crack of dawn
waking up at sundown
vibraphones
the Atlantic Ocean
etc.

Which character from Metal Gear solid 2 are you?

Snake
Your sexy, cool and everyone loves you...your a legend!
Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.com

I'd like to meet:

You (in a dark alley somewhere).
Your results:
You are Spider-Man

Spider-Man 100%
Hulk 100%
Green Lantern 80%
Iron Man 80%
Supergirl 70%
The Flash 70%
Catwoman 70%
Batman 50%
Superman 40%
Wonder Woman 40%
Robin 30% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility (I don't know where in the fuck they got that idea from).
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

Music:

is awesome.

Movies:

are badass.

Television:

is ruined by commercials.

Books:

aren't something I read very much, but I still love the good ones.

Heroes:


My Blog

Breaking up is so very hard to do (especially when youre an idiot)...

  I have to say that I don't like to listen to really good music when I'm in a shitty place (physically, mentally, or otherwise) because I don't want to end up relating something I cherish to fee...
Posted by "Chris Thomas!"" on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:35:00 PST

Sleep Deprivation Journal 3

So I stayed up from 11 a.m. Tuesday til 11 a.m. Wednesday, fell asleep for an hour and a half, then stayed up from 12:30 p.m. Wednesday til sometime late Wednesday night. I fell asleep willingly this ...
Posted by "Chris Thomas!"" on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:48:00 PST

Spiderboy

His eyes were dark. Spiders were inside of him. He looked down the alleyway at the headlights. He cocked his head to the side as if he were listening for something. Spiders poured out of his ears, out...
Posted by "Chris Thomas!"" on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 02:15:00 PST

Sleep Deprivation Journal 2

11/14 12:52 p.m. Fuck! Well right at the 24 hour mark I was coaxed into the purple Cadillac of Morpheus and fell asleep on my bedroom floor for approximately 1 1/2 hour. Funny thing is, at this p...
Posted by "Chris Thomas!"" on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:59:00 PST

Sleep Deprivation Journal 1

Tuesday 11/13 Woke up @ 11 a.m. Feel rested, not particularly groggy or anything. Feel well rested and fit. Ready to go.
Posted by "Chris Thomas!"" on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:08:00 PST

O.D.B. R.I.P.

Russell Tyrone Jones a.k.a. Ol' Dirty Bastard   11/15/68 - 11/13/04 One of the most original American artists of all time. 
Posted by "Chris Thomas!"" on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:37:00 PST

I am weirded out by society.

I operate on a schedule now that allows me to come and go however I choose, and I couldn't be happier with it. Operating on some kind of social time table in "the real world" is thoroughly depres...
Posted by "Chris Thomas!"" on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 05:49:00 PST

Huevos Rancheros

There is a delicacy that I now enjoy on a daily basis, literally, and it is Huevos Rancheros. Something about that dish just never gets gets old to me. My friend Jordan showed me how to make it a few ...
Posted by "Chris Thomas!"" on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 06:52:00 PST

Strange Avenues

I feel very very fortunate today. I am more aware of my own self deception, and that is awesome. I don't have to be a prisoner to myself as much, and it's getting better as I go. There are bad days, a...
Posted by "Chris Thomas!"" on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 05:21:00 PST

Clown Town

Blood drips from his cock, and it's all over his hands. He smiles with silver teeth and a voice molded by shame. His eyes calculate and plead simultaneously. He turns to you slowly and helpl...
Posted by "Chris Thomas!"" on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 10:33:00 PST