I'd like to meet:
Anybody.
Music:
80's, old school hip hop, funk, punk, some electronica, classic rock e.g. Run DMC, Public Enemy, The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Nirvana, David Bowie, Prodigy, The Chemical Brothers, Jimi Hendrix, Beastie Boys, Alice In Chains, James Brown, The Clash, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Sly & The Family Stone, Parliament/Funkadelic, A Tribe Called Quest, Ice Cube, Brand Nubian, Duran Duran, Garbage, more
Movies:
comedy, drama e.g. Ace Ventura, Naked Gun, The Devil's Advocate, Blade Runner, This Is Spinal Tap, Airplane!, Austin Powers, Mystic River, original Star Wars trilogy, Snatch, Office Space, Naked Gun, Fight Club, Fahrenheit 9/11.
Television:
The Simpsons (up until the last few seasons), King of the Hill, sports.
Books:
classics e.g. Alice's Adventures In Wonderland / Through The Looking Glass, Treasure Island, Frankenstein
Heroes:
Chris Rock, Bill Maher, Paul McCartney, Michael Moore