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One With The Underdogs

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4Hello. Im Rob. I am a straight-forward guy.I will not bite my tongue for anyone.I am not afraid to be blunt.Sometimes it is not hard to piss me off.I can very easily shut people out if I want to.People say I am very moody.I can be spontanious as fuck one minute then silent the next. I have been told by people that at first they were afraid to apprach me because I look like a major "hardass" but deep down if I think you're a cool person I will expose you to my kind side.I think I am a pretty entertaining person to be around when I am in the right mood.I just love to have fun.Im 6' and about 165lbs.I have a skull tat on my right upper arm,a Fleur De Lis tat on my right leg, and a Biomechanical skull over an Iron Cross on my left forearm.I Totally live for heavy metal. I go to shows here in Austin 24/7.Let it be KNOWN that if I see you in the pit at a show doing your FAGGOT ASS hardcore dancing BULLSHIT and you so much as brush my arm with one of your "Stephen Segall roundhouses", I swear to christ I will kick your fucking ass.No I am not joking. Other than HEAVY FUCKING METAL I'm also into mechanics.Im kinda stubborn.I love to laugh. I have a weird sense of humor.I play guitar in a partial band that calls themselves "Life Or Death Situation".Im a really laid back guy that steers clear of trends.I think I'm a very simple person but others dont think so.Respect me, and I will respect you.I curse all the time.I am very opinionated and blunt.I have NO religion.I am single and looking. I simply do not have the time nor patience to deal with women that play games with me. I am definitly into dating right now and am up for it if you are..

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My Interests

7 string guitars, MesaBoogie technology.Working on old cars/trucks.Playing guitar.Going to metal shows.Deathmetal,Sludgecore,Hardcore,Swampgrind,Grindcore.Th e sound of a mic'd kick drum at a metal show.Shooting guns.Shooting pool.I LOVE pro football and my team, the NEW ORLEANS SAINTS!!! Hanging out at bars.Horror flicks.Tattoos.Lifted trucks.Aggression.Anything hardcore.Writing the perfect breakdown riff that gets the pit moving.My forming band "Life Or Death Situation".ChelseaMSChelseaMSChelseaMS

I'd like to meet:

I am looking for a real down to earth, sweet, fun, classy and charming girl that is into music as much as I am. Music is EXTREMELY important to me.It is my life.When I dont have friends to turn to heavy metal has always been and will always be there for me.I am looking for a show junkie like I am.That means METAL shows folks.I want my girl to be able to go to shows and have fun with me and at the same time enjoy 1 on 1 time at home on a Sunday watching movies.I want a girl that doesnt have to drink and party every second of the day to have fun.I repeat, I am NOT looking for a girl that goes "clubbing" EVERY weekend with her "girls" to grind up against random dudes with a drink in their hand.Rediculous. I deserve a little more respect than that seeing as how I have a lot more positive traits as a single male than about 90 percent of the trash the women I have dated go for in a guy. I want a very mature girl that can handle intellectual conversations with me but can also joke around and be funny and random like I can.I have a weakness for older women. I absolutely LOVE maturity in a female. One of my biggest turns ons ever. I really dig longer hair on a women.Only certain girls can pull off the short hair.I bet you would guess I am only into the "metal-head" type but think again.I also really dig a clean well dressed "preppy" girl too. When I say "clean" I mean hasn't been around the block a few times if you catch my drift.You gotta be really laid back too.I dont want my girl freaking out over stupid shit.Attention is a MUST when it comes to me.I need lots of it so you gotta be able to give lots of it. The pluses:Lower back tattoo's are a HUGE turn on.*drool* Tattoo's in general (good ones) will get my attention.I'm not too big into piercings but I dig lebre's being pierced.Thats kinda sexy.heh heh.Being into MANY different types of music is very appealing to me.I LOVE metal and it is my favorite type of music but I am also into some old school underground hip hop shit as well as classic rock.I can be caught listening to all kinds of music and if you have a problem with that I wouldnt even bother talking to me.It's all in the mood baby.I dont know why but when a girl drives a sports car (old or new) it definitely gets me lookin her way.Sexy eyes, a great smile, knowing the right things to say at the right times...all major pluses.

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Music:

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Movies:

APOCALYPSE NOW Full Metal Jacket American History X,From Dusk 'Til Dawn,Dawn Of The Dead, Day Of The Dead,Predator,Marked For Death,Hard To Kill,Terminator 2,Amityville,Hellraiser,Sin City,The Hitcher,Road Warrior,Wrong Turn,Joy Ride, Freddy Got Fingered,Tommy Boy,Billy Madison,Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas.ChelseaMSChelseaMSChelseaMS

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My Blog

Harvester Of Sorrow

Harvester Of Sorrow   My life suffocatesPlanting seeds of hateI've loved, turned to hateTrapped far beyond my fateI give, you takeThis life that I forsakeBeen cheated of my youthYou turned this l...
Posted by VULGAR DISPLAY OF ROB on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 03:00:00 PST

Disrespect

Ok so yeah. I have had a wicked day man. A lotta laughs. A lotta drama which I try my damndest to steer clear of. Didn't happen today. I really really do not tolerate disrespect from anyone. Do not do...
Posted by VULGAR DISPLAY OF ROB on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 10:40:00 PST

Updates

As many of you SHOULD know Kirk Windstein  (Guitar and vox in one of the heaviest sludgecore bands on the planet 'Crowbar') and Jamey Jasta (vox of Hatebreed) are collaborating in a project that ...
Posted by VULGAR DISPLAY OF ROB on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

2005 NFL Schedule

Date Game (Network) Saturday, Aug. 6 Atlanta vs. Indianapolis (ESPN2, 5 a.m. ET)(Replay: ESPN, 6 p.m. ET) Monday, Aug. 8 Chicago vs. Miami (ABC, 8 p.m. ET) Thursday, Aug. 11 San Diego at Green B...
Posted by VULGAR DISPLAY OF ROB on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fuck yo couch nigga!

hahaha. I cannot stop saying that dude. I fucking love that episode of Chapelle. Anyways. Yesterday was nuts.I stayed at work about a half hour late helping put away some RTS shit. I left some of it f...
Posted by VULGAR DISPLAY OF ROB on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WOMEN, READ THIS...because it's true

ALL THE THINGS I WOULD DO  i am a guy that will love you for who you are not what you arei am a guy who would try to fix you your favorite meal just to see you smilei am a guy who...
Posted by VULGAR DISPLAY OF ROB on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ten Ton Hammer

I am the thing that makes you SICKI am the blame that gets placed QUICKDetect the crack within your lieI'll be the wrath of your disdainI'll be the fear in you ingrainedBecome the fact that you denyCh...
Posted by VULGAR DISPLAY OF ROB on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Obituary is "BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!"

Thats fucking right! Obituary after 10 years on hiatus is back fucking shit up again.I saw their new video for "Insane" on headbangers ball earlier over at Surge's and lemme tell ya, they are still he...
Posted by VULGAR DISPLAY OF ROB on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Wasn't Born To Follow

Today I was really tired for some reason.I got home after staying at work late for an hour and passed out.At the beginning of the day Blanca told me that I blow her away with how fast I catch on ...
Posted by VULGAR DISPLAY OF ROB on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Big God Raped Souls

......In America today every 25 fucking seconds someone is viciously raped,  someone is brutally violated. 250 Times a day someone is murdered. Someones LIFE is taken....in America.THIS IS AMERIC...
Posted by VULGAR DISPLAY OF ROB on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST