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Adventures Of Linx

Dirtier Than An Unwashed Bum, Funnier Than A Paraplegic In A Foot Race, Raunchier Than Day Old Chine

About Me

Hi, my name is Linx and I am douche bag.I partake in douche baggery.I tend to mock the less fortunate, and rant about random inane things that drive me into a rage. I drink too much and get in trouble, I have bouts of unprotected sex and gloat about it, also I hurt peoples feelings on a daily basis. To make things worse, I write about it, here on Adventures Of Linx .This site started in 2003 as a joke among some friends and has since grown into something monumental. With off color jokes, out of this world humor and witty repartee I comment on anything and everything. I don’t want fame or fortune although it would be nice, I would just like for people to read my writing and to be entertained. I am currently working on a book, and I post daily on my site.Past of all of that I really can be a nice guy when I try…. Really.I promise." Adventures Of Linx is a cutting edge, culturally diverse and incredibly humorous blog that showcases one of the worlds newest up and coming writers. Linx is very intelligent, witty and his writing reflects what we all wish we could say or do. Elegantly profound it has the ability to make us laugh at all of the ridiculous things that happen to normal every day people and it balances out karmic revolutions with edgy commentary. Enticing even with its bad entries it forces readers to see different points of view and its places the blame squarely on his own narcissistic attitude. Please check out this site with an open mind and a full beer, this is the first of many new accomplishments in this young writers career.Since 2003 Linx has entertained fans, who follow him in a cult fashion and he is trying to make his name world renowned for his asshole like behavior. Bar none, he is one of the funniest, most debaucherized and raunchy writers on the planet; throwing caution to the wind at the expense of others just for laughs. Please check it out, spread the word and enjoy!"Make sure to check out the site and look for his book which he is currently working on!Adventures Of Linx ...

My Interests

Writing Heavy Consumption of Alcohol Mocking the less fortunate Taking over earth Drunken Debauchary Hilarity All around insane episodes of violent mockery.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that can help promote my site, my book and my all around excellence. Intelligent people with something to say, anyone willing to give me free alcohol.

Music:

Emo / Punk / Indie / Underground

Movies:

Requiem For A Dream Boondock Saints Little Ms. Sunshine Jackass 1+2 KiDs Numerous others especially indie features. ...

Television:

Family Guy, Dane Cook / Tourgasm

Books:

Stephen King Tucker Max Maddox Chuck Palahuniak Sydney Sheldon

Heroes:

Alcoholics, Drug Addicts, and Hobos. Prositutes and whores People who think I am amazing. Hot Dog Venders.