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Joey Baldrs

Laugh hard,it's a long way to the bank...

About Me

I'm Joey.
I like Jrock. I like noise. I like anything experimental or avant-garde. I like Japan. I HATE Borat impressions. Kafka is the world's best writer. No question. I like to pigsqueal. And sing. I like my girlfriend. A lot. In a perfect world, Missingno would be my best friend. Dragonball Z is the best show ever. ...then, 12 OZ Mouse. My tastes are very eclectic. The weirder it is, the more likely I am to like it. But I like stuff you will never expect. I've met and hung out with Dir en grey. Best day ever. I'm a nerd. I love science, and reading.I love my Mac. I've studied Japanese, Spanish, and Chinese. I want to speak all three as a career when I'm older. Anime and video games are a huge part of my life. I like Guitar Hero a lot. I'm pretty good at it. But DDR is better. But I don't think I'm as good at it.
If you wanna know anything else, just talk to me.

My Interests

Chrono Fucking Trigger! any film by Kurosawa,anime, Video games,writing Foreign films,comic books,the dark,being with my close friends, experimenting with new things And of course to spread the Deadsy GospelAnd lyke, www.j-revolution.com , my website lololollllloLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

I'd like to meet:

Hiphopopotamus AND THE POLYSICS!

Music:

I had to change this list. It was old as shit. So I updated it with bands!

    Deadsy ♥ ,which owns all Dir en greySwitchblade SymphonyModest MouseQueens of the Stone Agethe CasualtiesPlasticmanDead MilkmenNunslaughterDead kennedysMoi Dix MoisSuperchristDeicideNINGarbageMedicineMy Life with the Thrill Kill KultDanzigIron MaidenCradle of FilthOrgyThe Stokesthe HivesBowieKMFDMMinor ThreatType O NegativeDark FuneralVonPoerman 5000The RamonesNaplm DeathStone Temple PilotsMonet.Madrid.MadagascarKraftwerkElliot SmithMoby Madonna Phantasmagoria Rentrer en Soi
and a bunch of others, but thats my current favorite bunch.

Movies:

Much like the music, I'll make a list to clear any questions. Juso Itami is my favorite director, with kurosawa being a close second. I am very into Japanese film, even anime film.

    The Funeral (my favorite movie)Ichi the KillerFrom hellThe crowSLC PunkHellraiserVampire Hunter DOsamu Tezuka's MetropolisDonzokoLe bas fondsDonnie DarkoThe Transformers movieClerksTampopoA Taxing womanThe gentle art of Japanese extortionStar Wars trilogyAkiraArmy of DarknessThe Manhurian CandidateWhite noise is the worst movie ever, thought Id point that outJu-OnRinguJack frost 2RushmoreEnter The dragonThe Chinese ConnectionSamurai IncarnationSamurai 3: Duel at Ganryu IslandGhost WorldResevoir DogsPulp FictionTarinspottingDawn of the DeadAny DBZ movieXiu-Xiu
I am a huge film buff.MY movie owns all.

Television:

12 Ounce Mouse is the best TV show ever, one on the only few good ones. It is the best. Ever. No questions.

Books:

Kafka is the world's best writer. Specifically, In the Penal Colony, The Metamorphosis and The Judgement In the comic world,JTHM: Director's cut is my favorite. I love Jhonen Vasquez. His works of writing are astounding. The Vampire Hunter D novels are also very very well written books.

Heroes:

Seth Winchester, Elijah Blue, Jhonen Vasquez, Jello Biafra, and anyone who is willing to fight for what they believe in

My Blog

Gravitational Constant= 6.67300 × 10-11 m3 kg-1 s-2

Jusxt answet the fucking thing my name (Real name): Who is the love of my life: Where did we meet: Take a stab at my middle name: How long have you known me: When is the last time ...
Posted by Joey Baldrs on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 06:46:00 PST

A questionaire for all you screwheads

1.Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be ...
Posted by Joey Baldrs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

*makes knife slashing motion*

So today, Im showering, and it looks like it came from fucking psycho. My whole shower wad blood in it, from me bleeding and the water swishing around the tub. I dont know why I was bleeding, but i ha...
Posted by Joey Baldrs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bahhhh Please read this, so we can Fuck White Noise

I saw the ad today for white noise on dvd. I proceeded to throw up. As you may have seen in my myspace, that movie BLOWS!!!! it's so horrible! Please, for the love of everything good and right in ...
Posted by Joey Baldrs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Do not read if you do not want to read of depression..

Today..I dont know really I dot even know how I feel. I really don't. Isn't that pretty pathetic? Yet, look who you're reading about, I guess. I've just been really depressed the last two weeks.....
Posted by Joey Baldrs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST