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About Me

"One of God's own protoypes...a mutant never meant for mass production...too strange to live...too weird to die"-- Hunter Thompson() I am an old man now, armed with twenty eight years of real world experience (i.e. taxes, relationship trauma, old jobs, career angst, moves, bills, debt, some more debt, a general distrust and downright loathing of American government and politics,etc.) But despite all that I maintain my cheery disposition on life. I consider myself an optimistic pessimist. That is to say...I'm positive it's going to suck! I frequently suffer from delusions of grandeur and disdain for the prevailing political and religious forces that govern our country and strangle our personal freedoms. I'm still living under the pretext that someday I will develop super powers and save the world. I'm actually very friendly and gregarious but I do enjoy an intelligent conversation on politics, religion, or philosophy. I am a freelance lighting designer living in Chicago. I have designed many theatrical, dance, and concert events over the years and will someday design a tour for Radiohead. My favorite bands are Radiohead, Portishead, Stereolab, Cake, Cracker and many more. I enjoy going to clubs/bars, throwing darts, hanging at home, watching movies, listening to music, art museums, kicking ass at Halo (especially harry's), the history channel, camping, and all things beautiful.
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My Interests

World domination, Theatre, Art,History, World Religion, Conspiracies, World Events, Architecture, Aliens, Archaeology, Jim Beam, Lighting, Electricity, The Ladies, Intelligence, and all points in between.

I'd like to meet:

Friends: Anyone with a good sense of humor and similar taste in music! Anyone who wants to wax intellectual or talk crazy! Jack Black and KG, my good twin, Chris Walken, the programmers from the commodore 64 and that Pong Game who teamed up with Satan to create George W. Bush and sold him to the right wingers and christians for total world domination , someday my social security benefits, the politician that puts their constituents' concerns in the forefront of their decisions rather than what team they play for, a millionaire whose got enough, Jesus' Publicist, Girls that play Halo, my children, and that monkey from the space program. ----- Dating: I would like to meet a woman who is strong, independent, and intelligent. Someone with a weird and witty sense of humor, who can laugh at herself and put up with my many quirky (although endearing) idiosyncrasies.

Music:

Radiohead, Interpol, Cracker, Weezer (old), Portishead, Stereolab, Cake, Pink Floyd, Sinatra, Modest Mouse, Indie, Swing, Jazz, Lounge, Electronica, and Ambient.

Movies:

http://tenaciousdmovie.com, Intermission, The Big Lebowski, The Usual Suspects, Intermission, Casablanca, The Incredibles, Clerks, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Good Fellas, Lord of the Rings, Independent Films, Sci-Fi, Comedies, and Dramas.

Television:

I got rid of my satellite because its wrong for cable and satellite companies to charge $50 a month. Especially since the infrastructure to support such enterprises is already firmly in place and has been sponsored in part by our tax dollars. Visit Chicago Theatre Z - A

Books:

I just finished The Rum Diaries by Hunter Thompson.

Heroes:

Keith Olbermann, Wolverine, Jo Mielziner, Vincent Van Gogh, the people who invented wet naps, sporks, air conditioning (Saint this one), and birth control.

My Blog

Goobye Blue Skies...

Well I apologize for the medium but this is the best way to tell everyone at once. I am afraid that I will be leaving Chicago soon. I love this city and have enjoyed the many adventures an...
Posted by Tenacious Dave on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:25:00 PST

Life, Relationships, and Radiohead

Life, Relationships, and Radiohead: "I want you to notice when I'm not around, you're so *&%$ing special, I wish I was special, but I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I...
Posted by Tenacious Dave on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 08:52:00 PST

Do I really look like a guy who pays for sex?

Alright...I really have to ask. Do I really look like a guy who has to pay for sex? Why you ask would I ask this? Because for the past three months the majority of messages I have re...
Posted by Tenacious Dave on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 12:21:00 PST

On Tour 2006

Hey everyone! Tour update! I'm eagerly waiting for my arrival in Omaha, where a will begin my glamorous position as Lighting Director for the Nebraska Theatre Caravan. I write to you...
Posted by Tenacious Dave on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 09:14:00 PST

Virus Alert

I received this from a friend, thought I should spread the wordDO NOT ADD THIS PERSON Body: DO NOT ADD HIM...... Body: DO NOT ADD HIM...... Body: DO NOT ADD HIM...... SOMEBODY called 'Rakehead' or...
Posted by Tenacious Dave on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:04:00 PST

Bravo, Mr. Clinton...

I would like to give credit to Bill Clinton for standing up to the right wing conservative propaganda machine during his interview on Fox. He had the balls (unlike most of our media and politica...
Posted by Tenacious Dave on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 03:41:00 PST

Good bye blue skies...

Friends, Americans, Countrymen lend me some beers! Well its official, I am leaving the desert for windier pastures. I have submitted my letter of resignation and by June I will be a Chicag...
Posted by Tenacious Dave on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 01:55:00 PST

Memo to all Females looking for Mr. Right...

Memo: 7175 To: All Females looking for Mr. Right... From: The Office of Pessimistic Singles, Male Division Body: On behalf of all males, we apologize for the myth of "Mr. Right".&...
Posted by Tenacious Dave on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 05:08:00 PST

Merry X-Mas from a Pagan!

Hey all you wacky Christians out there! Even though historical and astronomical evidence places Jesus' birth in the Spring and it wasn't officially declared to be Dec. 25th until 400 years ...
Posted by Tenacious Dave on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 06:08:00 PST

All knowing Google!

This is hysterical. Go to google and do a search on the word "failure" and then look at the first link that comes up.
Posted by Tenacious Dave on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 11:49:00 PST