The Diana I. Starlet Brand. Me, myself, and I. My doppleganger. MONEY. WHY I became such a WHORE? Yes, Mother, (pause for dramatic effect) I, I, I, ... am a ... WHORE!!!!!! (Strike up the freaking band and play it proud!!!) Coco Chanel Couture de Paris. My MiG 21! Getting gang-banged in the ghetto (gawd, i love it so). And, OMGZ, touching myself, REPEATEDLY and INDISCRETELY, but ALWAYS while wearing PEARLS AND PANTIES!!! KISS!!! XOXO!!!!!
My soulmate. Also any and all Hollywood A-List actors, directors, producers and independent studio owners. Additionally, any and all Beverly Hills cosmetic surgeons. And, finally, all the little people out there who love me. Well not all of them. Just the ones that don't smell, eeeewwwwwww! While I am on that note, let me address something that has become a problem. This is my public Myspace which is for all my friends, fans, acquaintances, casual and otherwise. I welcome and love you all. However, as you are aware, I am from Hollywood, I am in Film, and I am better than you. So unless you are one of my very special and very close Friends of Diana, please do not ask me to add you to my private Myspace. I would just have to reject you much as I would if we met in person, on the street, at a party, or in a club. Thank you in advance for your kind understanding re this very important matter. KISS! XOXOXOXOXOXO
K)), NWA, AC/DC, Guns n Roses, The Clash, The Ramones, The Doors, No Doubt, Gwen Stefani, Blink 182, Johnny Cash, OutKast, Scorpions, Urge Overkill, Duke Ellington, Chet Baker, Led Zeppelin, Miles Davis, Glenn Miller, The Rolling Stones, Tom Petty, Frank Sinatra, Judas Priest, The Steve Miller Band, The Stone Roses, Concrete Blonde, The Fixx, Voice of the Beehive, Golden Earring, Jane's Addiction, The Bangles, The Go-Go's, The Who, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jimi Hendrix, The Soundtrack from Evita, Shocking Blue, Belinda Carlisle, The Pretenders, Blondie, Havana 3 AM, T-Bone Walker, Charlie Christian, The Faces, Supertramp, Rush, Muddy Waters, Dollshouse, Mandy Moore, Avril Lavigne, Diana Ross and the Supremes, Jefferson Airplane, The Verve, Radiohead, K)).
I STARRED in three ART films made in Denmark. IN ONE DAY!!! (omgz ...)
Fast Money, Legally Blonde: The Search For Elle Woods, The Two Coreys.
A Field Guide to the Wildlife of the Falkland Islands. True or false: There are reptiles in the Falkland Islands? (False, there are no reptiles there. Doesn't anyone care about stuff like this? I must be a wierdo ...) (shut, you)
Marcesko Cesquso.