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Diana: I, Starlet

SHUT UP AND STAY OUT OF MY WAY, YOU PUTRID LITTLE MICE!!!

About Me

I am simply fabulous. I am intelligent, stunningly beautiful, and I have a fantastic body. I have been described as PERFECT! Every aspect of me is put together for maximum impact: hair, make-up, jewelry, clothing, fingernails, shoes. WARNING: I am Extremely High Maintenance!

My Interests

The Diana I. Starlet Brand. Me, myself, and I. My doppleganger. MONEY. WHY I became such a WHORE? Yes, Mother, (pause for dramatic effect) I, I, I, ... am a ... WHORE!!!!!! (Strike up the freaking band and play it proud!!!) Coco Chanel Couture de Paris. My MiG 21! Getting gang-banged in the ghetto (gawd, i love it so). And, OMGZ, touching myself, REPEATEDLY and INDISCRETELY, but ALWAYS while wearing PEARLS AND PANTIES!!! KISS!!! XOXO!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

My soulmate. Also any and all Hollywood A-List actors, directors, producers and independent studio owners. Additionally, any and all Beverly Hills cosmetic surgeons. And, finally, all the little people out there who love me. Well not all of them. Just the ones that don't smell, eeeewwwwwww! While I am on that note, let me address something that has become a problem. This is my public Myspace which is for all my friends, fans, acquaintances, casual and otherwise. I welcome and love you all. However, as you are aware, I am from Hollywood, I am in Film, and I am better than you. So unless you are one of my very special and very close Friends of Diana, please do not ask me to add you to my private Myspace. I would just have to reject you much as I would if we met in person, on the street, at a party, or in a club. Thank you in advance for your kind understanding re this very important matter. KISS! XOXOXOXOXOXO

Music:

K)), NWA, AC/DC, Guns n Roses, The Clash, The Ramones, The Doors, No Doubt, Gwen Stefani, Blink 182, Johnny Cash, OutKast, Scorpions, Urge Overkill, Duke Ellington, Chet Baker, Led Zeppelin, Miles Davis, Glenn Miller, The Rolling Stones, Tom Petty, Frank Sinatra, Judas Priest, The Steve Miller Band, The Stone Roses, Concrete Blonde, The Fixx, Voice of the Beehive, Golden Earring, Jane's Addiction, The Bangles, The Go-Go's, The Who, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jimi Hendrix, The Soundtrack from Evita, Shocking Blue, Belinda Carlisle, The Pretenders, Blondie, Havana 3 AM, T-Bone Walker, Charlie Christian, The Faces, Supertramp, Rush, Muddy Waters, Dollshouse, Mandy Moore, Avril Lavigne, Diana Ross and the Supremes, Jefferson Airplane, The Verve, Radiohead, K)).

Movies:

I STARRED in three ART films made in Denmark. IN ONE DAY!!! (omgz ...)

Television:

Fast Money, Legally Blonde: The Search For Elle Woods, The Two Coreys.

Books:

A Field Guide to the Wildlife of the Falkland Islands. True or false: There are reptiles in the Falkland Islands? (False, there are no reptiles there. Doesn't anyone care about stuff like this? I must be a wierdo ...) (shut, you)

Heroes:

Marcesko Cesquso.

My Blog

WHAT THEY ARE SAYING ABOUT THE DIANA: I, STARLET BLOG!!!

"Pure fucking trash.  Total garbage.  We loved it!"  -  Waste Disposal Weekly "Fascinating ..."  -  Monotony "A full frontal assualt on the privates of American Womanhood...
Posted by Diana: I, Starlet on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:30:00 PST

OCEAN’S SEVENTY-NINE: MY BUOYS ARE PERFECT!!! MY BUOYS ARE PERFECT!!!

Marcesko and I seemed to be on some reverse treadmill from hell.  This Oklahoma Panhandle place just wouldn't go away.  I guess its really long.  (i guess ... ) Anyway, we were still t...
Posted by Diana: I, Starlet on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 07:38:00 PST

THANKS DARKLA: DYIN AINT EASY AND IT SURE AINT CHEAP!!!

The LICENSED GYPSY led me to a little table in a dark corner of her shop.  There were beads and tapestries, candles and scents, all the trappings you would expect in such a refined establish...
Posted by Diana: I, Starlet on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 02:35:00 PST

WE HAVE DEVOLUTION: ME, MARCESKO, AND MY CADILLAC, GET OUR FIX ON ROUTE 66, SUPERFUND, USA!!!

So Marcesko drove and drove and drove.  With a MANICAL ZEAL Marcesko drove west, west southwest, then west northwest, due west, and generally west, transmitting his ...
Posted by Diana: I, Starlet on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 11:57:00 PST

9 TO 1, 1 TO 9: DARK POOLS OF BLACK MONEY, BLACK POOLS OF DARK MONEY!!!

As if it were a Frontier Davos, CEO brainstorming session, the Native American Gentleman rolled off of me, whipped out an iphone, and immediately began networking and power-schmoozing gaming...
Posted by Diana: I, Starlet on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 02:13:00 PST

CHARLIE OWNS THE NIGHT!!!

I parked my Cadillac at LZ Hollywood down in the woods along the river.  Our RV point was in the valley below the famous battlefield of yore.  Ranger Randy was late for our very important da...
Posted by Diana: I, Starlet on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 02:03:00 PST

INDIAN COUNTRY: A HERD OF TEN THOUSAND PONIES!!!

So I turned those two quarters into one month of STRAIGHT GAMING PLEASURE.  Omgz, I'm so sure!  I finally broke free of my WMS and IGT machine driven fixes and cashed out with $99.95, just e...
Posted by Diana: I, Starlet on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:56:00 PST

TILT: DOUBLING DOWN IN DEADWOOD!!!

So I drove and I drove and I drove.  All day and all night.  Past city grit and small town desperation.  Past the great american suburban dream as it woke to yet another daily...
Posted by Diana: I, Starlet on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 01:09:00 PST

THE AMAZING PROPERTIES OF REINFORCED WALMART MUNDERPANTS!!!

so anyway ... After several days of being the subject of MANNERED PERVERSION and INBRED TABOO, I finally mustered enough energy to break free of my dignified suitors. "Gentlemen," I ann...
Posted by Diana: I, Starlet on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 01:05:00 PST

PUTTIN ON THE RITZ: BIG HAIR AND CUT-OFFS UP TO THERE!!!

... so where was I anyway ... ... well, i guess there was my little diatribe ... but ffffffffffffffuck, I love you all so freaking much, even the MISCREANTS OF THE MIST must be protected .....
Posted by Diana: I, Starlet on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 03:26:00 PST