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The Moe Show

I'd rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special

About Me

I love to laugh. I love to live. I love to stay in motion. Life's way too short to sit around feeling sorry for yourself, and it's way to short to judge others. Negative or unhappy? Move along. I'm the first person guilty of all those things, but I try really hard not to be. I don't have a million friends but the ones I have are the greatest in my life. Shit, they put up with me and all my quirks! I'm a caring person and a great friend, but I don't have four years to spend on one problem (I do expect you to spend a million years on mine though). I can get crabby, what can I say. Let's connect and have fun! Good friends are important.MySpace Layouts - myspace layouts

My Interests

My interests change by the minute, I'm a Gemini. The concrete one's would include playing sports (yes that includes horses..riding is a sport in my opinion), reading good books and writing. I enjoy going out with my friends and having a good time, we throw darts, shoot pool..see bands. We laugh. I like to see different places and learn new things. I'm interested in my friends lives and their happiness, as well as my own.

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Christopher Walken. Walken in L.A. [Christopher Walken on hot dogs] The Onion ^ | Recently | Christopher Walken Posted on 10/25/2001 12:26:32 PM PDT by Silly Do you enjoy eating hot dogs? I hope you won't be put off by my frankness when I tell you that I absolutely love them. In fact, I enjoy no food item more than a freshly-boiled hot dog. Now, I've done a lot of movies, and it's true that I've worked with quite a few celebrities who did not share this opinion. I'm sorry to say that these people have always angered me. There are two types of people in this world: those who eat hot dogs whenever it is possible to do so, and those who opt to do other things with their free time. Who do the latter think they are kidding? What pastime could be more rewarding than the consumption of hot dogs? I haven't yet found one, and I don't expect to in my lifetime. Unlike other foods, hot dogs can be eaten at any time, in any place, and it is not necessary to cook them. Now, I ask you: Why not eat hot dogs? They are delicious. I carry a bag of hot dogs with me wherever I go. I eat them from the bag whenever I get the urge, regardless of the circumstances. When I make a movie, my hot dogs are my co-stars. If, in the middle of a scene, I decide I want to consume a hot dog, I do so. I waste the director's time and thousands of dollars in film stock, but in the end, it is all worth it, because I enjoy eating hot dogs more than I enjoy acting. This bothers some people. I was supposed to portray Batman, but when Tim Burton learned of my hot dog cravings, he asked Michael Keaton to wear the cape. To this day, I am peeved about this. When we filmed The Dead Zone, I ate over 800 hot dogs a day. It was necessary. My character needed to come across as intense as possible, and I found the inspiration for that intensity in my intense love for hot dogs. The director, David Cronenberg, said that he would never work with me again. I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say [expletive deleted] him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a [expletive deleted] bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs. Next week: My thoughts on Woody Allen, hot dog hater and [expletive deleted] director.

Music:

Music is one of my favorite things. My taste in music is pretty diverse. Pumpkins, 3 Doors Down, Billie Holiday, Coltrane, Eminem, The Smiths, the Homeless Guy on Michigan Ave that puts on a Broadway musical for a buck..the list goes on and on and on.Wasteland

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Movies:

The old black and white's. Anything with a good point that makes me really think (Agnes Of God), anything with a good moral dilemma that makes me wonder why I agreed with the results (SlingBlade). Movie's that shatter me with the naked truth ( At Close Range, Blow, The Basketball Diaries". Anything Audrey Hepburn.

Television:

I chucked the televison three years ago!!

Books:

Best book I've read was "Last Man On The Moon" by Eugene Cernan. Also, "The Endurance" about Shackeltons journey.

Heroes:

My father for putting up with my mother. My mother for putting up with my father. My parents for giving my brothers and I the best, and putting up with us. My brothers for loving me.

My Blog

The Moe Show Broadcasting Live From Ireland!

Hello Amigos' and Amiga's!  Here I sit in Galway Ireland.  The weather has been absolutley fabulous since I have arrived, warm and sunny.  I have been since called the "Child Of Prague...
Posted by The Moe Show on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 03:49:00 PST

Were Live!

We're live Peeps!  The house became active on the market as of today!  Friday my realtor came over and put up the sign it was kind of creepy having cars slow down, stop and people staring at...
Posted by The Moe Show on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:22:00 PST

Here We Go...

These past two weeks I have been really focused on sifting through, throwing out, packing and organizing 15 years worth of "stuff" that one collects when engaged in a marriage. Basically when he ...
Posted by The Moe Show on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:09:00 PST

The Nextel Walkie Talkie!

What the hell is up with people and those Nextel Walkie Talkie phones?????  Last Friday I was trying to take a much needed nap on the train home from work and was being harassed right through my ...
Posted by The Moe Show on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:06:00 PST

So Ollll Joyce is pissed....

Yeah!  "Joyce" is pissed because she was awaken at nine o'clock this morning.  This call comes to my cell phone last night at midnight from a 773 area code...I don't know very many people wi...
Posted by The Moe Show on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 07:21:00 PST

Ch Ch Ch Ch Ch Changes....( or the next

So you've all read about my little "episode" a few weeks back and how I felt about my bizarre behavior.  You've all been pretty much supportive and told me not too be too tough on myself.  G...
Posted by The Moe Show on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 08:36:00 PST

You Win Some...You Lose Some.

Saturday I played in a golf outing with three of my girlfriends.  When I agreed to it I thought "we must be nuts to have four women in a foursome playing in an outing for prize money".  When...
Posted by The Moe Show on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:30:00 PST

Something To Think About

It Is Better To Be Alone, Than In The Wrong CompanyTell me who your best friends are, and I will tell you who you are.  If you run with wolves, you will learn how to howl.  But, if you assoc...
Posted by The Moe Show on Wed, 16 May 2007 07:27:00 PST

R.I.P. Abe Vigoda

A few years back one of the girls in my foursome insisted on marking our golf balls before we began our round .  I wrote the name Abe Vigoda on mine.  This summer would have been V...
Posted by The Moe Show on Mon, 14 May 2007 12:02:00 PST

My Most Awesome Day.

First let me start out by telling you all that I no longer work weekends bartending, effective today I guess.  My mind has been in overdrive all week weighing out the pro's and con's of the situa...
Posted by The Moe Show on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:39:00 PST