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About Me

My name is Jared but also known as animal, dumbass, j-crack, j-rad to a certain few. My alter ego is my hawk. He brings the bad out of me. Currently I'm in Johannesburg due to the recent passing of my Pa (Dad) to a stroke a few weeks ago. It's bittersweet coming home this time around but I am here for my mom. I can't think of anything else to say. ONS VIR JOU SUID-AFRIKA!Myspace Backgrounds
Above all and beyond, A PROUD South African. AUSTIN, TX. HOME. MOTHER'S MILK.

My Interests

live music, skateboarding, wakeboarding, extreme sports, biking, lifting, ultimate, and UFC.
Who Dis' Be? Survey
Name Jared
Birthplace Lichtenburg, South Africa. Yes I'm white!!
Where you Grew up Lichtenburg, Stellenbosch, South Africa and then Houston, TX.
Siblings one and only
Heritage Afrikaner (Dutch, German) and Italian
One thing you are passionate about Music
Something you really enjoyed as a child playing with my mates in my neighbourhood.
Worst Hobbies drinking
Coolest fun fact about you I've been skydiving 8 times!
Most embarrassing fun fact about you I've broken both my ankles at once stateboarding off of a roof, drunk.
Earliest childhood memory at the beach with my parents. My dad was a surfer.
What are you most sensitive about my parents right now.
If you could redo anything, what would you redo nothing
Last time you cried in front of someone 2 months ago
Where would you like to live one day I'm just living.
Something you find important in a partner trust
Favorite Song Selfish and Cold by Revelation Theory
Favorite Movie Underworld 2 Evolution
Something you like to do by yourself Read
Something you like to do in a group Talk, laugh.
Foreign Countries you have visited Namibia, Swaziland, Zimbabwe, Zambia, UK, Spain.
Something that would surprise your friends about you That I can write right and left handed
Favorite Quoate from a Friend Eat shit and die bitches!
Person you miss the most My parents
Your most overused word/phrase WTF
Number of CDs you own 1000
Do you like to sing YES
Ever Been in love YES
Something you would like to tell your friends Shut up and drive!

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I'd like to meet:

dimebag, madiba, the guy that invented the coozie. Any fellow South Africans spread out all over the world. And of course, Tommy in Oklahoma. Buncha Drunk Asses!! JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA. SEETHER. SOUTH AFRICAN METAL.

Music:

Hard and Heavy Rock. Killswitch Engage, HIM, Chevelle, Breaking Benjamin, 30 seconds to mars, Godsmack, Sevendust, Seether, Flyleaf, Hinder, Revelation Theory. Just to name a few. I love music and Austin is the best city in the world to experience live music. METALLICA. LIVE IN PRETORIA!

Movies:

Horror, Sci-Fi, Action. All time faves are the Halloween movies, Friday the 13th. Saw I AND II, The Grudge.

Television:

Hardly watch it. But mostly UT football or UFC.

Books:

Reading the Bible.

Heroes:

My parents for being brave and taking a huge risk when i was a kid.

My Blog

One week left in Joburg.

Being back in South Africa this time around was the hardest trip I ever had to make. My dad had passed away and it seemed forever just to get on the plane and the flight seemed even longer. Eventually...
Posted by Jared on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:21:00 PST

My Pa.

My Pa (Dad) suffered a stroke on 11/22/2006 at home while he was watching TV at his home in Johannesburg. I got the call late that night from my mom who told me to come home as soon as I could. I coul...
Posted by Jared on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 05:58:00 PST

Alone

It's 4 p.m. on a Monday afternoon, nothing to do but sit on the couch and flip through the channels. Nothing's on. I just had a 2 hour talk with my parents who are in Johannesburg right now. They move...
Posted by Jared on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 02:28:00 PST