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Spikey

you call them whores....... I call them on payday

About Me

IF YOU ADD ME I WILL LEAVE REALLY RUDE COMMENTS UNTIL YOU DELETE ME. I like to be on top. I enjoy saying mean things at the right time. I love fisting, choking, and submission holds, craigslist, and peanut butter. not all together of course. Mayonaise usualy hurts my anus so I stick to a kosher alternative. I like to serve up my insults with my own particular brand of political sarcasm. that and perverse obsenities. DON"T ADD ME IF YOU DON"T THINK IT"S FUNNY.

My Interests

DRUGS, sex, and VIOLENCE (notice the drugs and violence are emphisized)

I'd like to meet:

Pushovers, other nerds who hide behind offensive pictures so they can insult the web anonymously, weird men posing as hot girls on myspace who steal my creditcard info in exchange for moderatly erotic images, (this is not a jab at trannys.....I love u guys...I mean gals...whatever), N E one who loves grape drink and dead stripper jokes. that special someone who is not a fucking narcisistic goof....which won't happen here. people with creative and original insults who can knock me down a peg or 2 cuz so far you aint got shit.........

Music:

Napalm death, Yani, Garth brooks, Hypercricket

Movies:

Anything by david Lynch cuz his movies are so coherant and easy to follow.

Television:

So you think you can dance (B4 my accident I was a contestant, they laughed)

Books:

Pffffft I can't even read

Heroes:

My mom and captain kirk.. width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

fuck you you eyebrowless plastic drug whore

so this club kid keeps begging her friends to vote for her on some self esteem crushing loser "rate my tits/balls/life/lack therof " site I'm sick of her wanker postings so lets all give her a big sen...
Posted by Spikey on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 03:01:00 PST

An open letter to taboo cigars

looks like someone was randomly adding me in an attempt to push their cheap cigars into my mouth using hot girls and guns?????? They didn't read my page, just requested my friendship. When I loved the...
Posted by Spikey on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:59:00 PST

Carmen Fucking Miranda!

sometimes my comments get deleted but i'm so giddy while huffing ether and fingerbanging my ass i hafta share:http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.v iewprofile&friendid=13857821I like h...
Posted by Spikey on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:58:00 PST

Women are just like cars

well well looky here:http://www.myspace.com/whorespower empowering yet demeaning. Where to start? Do you know what irony is?"we're turning the logo's of abusive mens favorite possesions like ford and ...
Posted by Spikey on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:55:00 PST

all agro bout being emo

Well come check this darwin award contestant out:http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.vie wprofile&friendid=118580679&MyToken=4135661b-95bb-4347-997d- d3fcb0309190Columbine much? I mean ...
Posted by Spikey on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:54:00 PST

Wanna Gamble?

who falls for this shit? http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendid=106836312Oh a girl that likes poker, chicken wings, football and beer. "OMG those are my favorite thi...
Posted by Spikey on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:52:00 PST

The Tap Dancing Cooter And Druggie Bear

K so this girls profile reminds me of a cross between a greatful dead concert, and paris hiltons crotch, I've never "expirienced" either, but I bet they both smell like sweaty hippy. http://www.myspac...
Posted by Spikey on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:50:00 PST