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About Me

I am:
Joni
[email protected]
A Pastafarian
This is what I live by...
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine. Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing every day that scares you. Sing. Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours. Floss. Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself. Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements. Stretch. Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone. Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else's. Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what other people think of it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own. Dance - even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room. Read the directions, even if you don't follow them. Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly. Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. They're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young. Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble, and children respected their elders. Respect your elders. Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run out. Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're 40 it will look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.
Here are a few of my favourite things . . .
Myspace ruins lives.. and I'm more than happy to ruin yours.
It's because I'm cool.. right..?

My Interests

Music Is My Life. It Will Be The Weapon Of The Future

I'd like to meet:

Music:

ASSULT YOUR SENSES!!!!!! ♥+44 ♥2nd day crush ♥30 seconds to mars ♥3 doors down ♥4Dead ♥AC/DC ♥a death in the family ♥adam and andrew ♥aerosmith ♥a fear in silence ♥a.f.i ♥after the fall ♥against the wall ♥alexisonfire ♥alkaline trio ♥the all-american rejects ♥amber pacific ♥anberlin ♥angels & airwaves ♥annihilator ♥anti-flag ♥antonamasia ♥atreyu ♥avenged sevenfold ♥avenue q ♥billy talent ♥blink-182 ♥bloc party ♥the bloodhound gang ♥blue october ♥bowling for soup ♥brand new ♥breaking benjamin ♥bullet for my valentine ♥bushido ♥the butterfly effect ♥carpathian ♥city and colour ♥the clash ♥cog ♥coheed and cambria ♥the cure ♥daniel merriweather ♥dark miracle ♥dashboard confessional ♥datza ♥the dead walk! ♥death cab for cutie ♥the devil wears prada ♥deftones ♥disturbed ♥dogs die in hot cars ♥dragonforce ♥dying fetus ♥enter shikari ♥evermore ♥everytime i die ♥faith no more ♥frenzal rhomb ♥from first to last ♥funeral for a friend ♥the getaway plan ♥gob ♥the go set ♥green day ♥grinspoon ♥hanson ♥hawk nelson ♥head automatica ♥the herd ♥hey dude! ♥hidden in plain view ♥hinder ♥i killed the prom queen ♥ialone ♥jack off jill ♥jimmy eat world ♥job for a cowboy ♥johnny cash ♥josh pyke ♥karnivool ♥killswitch engage ♥lastpagefirst ♥lee harding ♥less than jake ♥linking park ♥the living end ♥mammal ♥matchbook romance ♥the matches ♥mc lars ♥me first & the gimme gimmies ♥the mile after ♥mika ♥moneen ♥motion city soundtrack ♥my chemical romance ♥new found glory ♥nick black ♥nine inch nails ♥NoFX ♥the offspring ♥outlier ♥panic! at the disco ♥pency prep ♥pixies ♥plain white t's ♥the prom kings ♥propagandhi ♥queen ♥red jumpsuit apparatus ♥reel big fish ♥rise against ♥ronan keating ♥simple plan ♥spice girls ♥streetlight manifesto ♥sugarcult ♥suicidal tendancies ♥sum 41 ♥system of a down ♥taking back sunday ♥tenatious d ♥thrice ♥the unseen ♥unwritten law ♥the used ♥violent femmes ♥weird al yankovic ♥zebrahead . . . plus more!

Heroes:

Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on.
I never want to let these people go.
This is Amber
She's just a little retarded.
Best friend of 15 years
And there's many
more to come.
I love her with
everything I have
So don't fuck with her
or I will fucking kill you.
No bullshit.
This is Laura.
She is BEAUTIFUL.
We're married.
We battle for our
place on the list.
Break her heart,
I kick yo ass.
I love her with everything,
and I mean everything,
I have.
HappyWhores forever.
My father, A.K.A Michael.
This kid is one of
the coolest kind.
And I wouldn't have him
any other way.
Love you, Dad.
Quite possibly the
most amazing band
in the world.
I mean, with a lead singer
named Ezikiel Ox
they must be pretty fucking rad.
'In an industry typified by manufactured hype, management nepotism and the transparent agendas of major labels, MAMMAL are a rarity. Independent, loud and proud, and making a big noise via word-of-mouth alone.'

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