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kenny

The Real World ain't on MTV.

About Me

The 4 basic human drives: food, sex, surfing, jiu jitsu, and our young laker team. and good conversation. and ben and jerry's "everything but the." vintage mopeds.the quest is in the questioning. the mess is in the messenger. i want a heckler at my funeral. i have someone in mind if i die first...

My Interests

voluptuary /vuh-LUHP-choo-er-ee/ sometimes i'm a noun. more often i'm a verb. talking to strangers. 99cent stores. tropical islands. laker games. jasmine green tea. jiu jitsu. art. shaping perceptions. making shit happen. sex in the rain when its really warm outside. hammocks. 80 degree ocean water. people who inspire me. costa rica. indonesia. girls who can take a compliment. building things. mending hearts. having balls. eating sushi. changing. keeping quiet. titties. shouting. acting gay. laying down. waking up. the little things. big waves. scary places. www.amiwrongorright.com my half pit half dane knock knock. sturdy old urban buildings with character. carrot juice. netflix changed my life. a good, expensive ass dinner. collecting vintage mopeds-they get better mileage than a hybrid. photography. being entrepreneurial. the stores i'm opening. my partners, my co-workers. etc etc.

I'd like to meet:

ugly fat girls. jared from subway. that myspace ho forbidden. someone who can dish it out AND take it. anyone who owns an island. myself after 2 weeks of surfing epic barra. anyone i went to elementary school or jr. high with. mr. moviefone. anybody else i've lost touch with over the years. jokers. telepathic animals.

Music:

i love it. music sounds good sometimes.

Movies:

on showtime right now: .. I watch a ton of government/political documentaries, but somehow i'm not a totally disgruntled wanker. JESUS CAMP. wow, best doc i've seen in a while. get it in your queue, fool. The Corporation, McLibel, Outfoxed:Rupert Murdoch's War on Journalism. right now, a double feature of "an inconvenient truth" and "who killed the electric car?" are obviously required viewing. crazy how different the world would be if gore was president today. "loose change." then cap it off with the enron doc: 'the smartest guys in the room'... so sad, man what they did. an art flick like 'me and you and everyone you know'--netflix it asap. city of god. a funny drama like about schmidt or lost in translation. adaptation. a dark comedy like bully....best in show...my short film"bobby starr"on ifilm.com. fucking with jason goldwatch's myspace page is fun too. and marco. they left their page open at my house and i turned em both gay. shit, i got em a few dates, they should be thankful, right? first blood and rocky 6. gondry. charlie kaufman. the notebook. jesus's son. jeff buckley documentaries. anything real yet unbelievable. anything fake yet believable. maria full of grace. the 40 year old virgin. and so on.

Television:

bill maher. dexter. chapelle. colbert. daily show. conchords r.i.p. sarah silverman.www.funktography.com IT IS FINALLY UPDATED!!!!

Books:

TERRYWORLD. not likely to be on oprah's list. anything published by TASCHEN. those childrens books, ''the holes in your nose" "it's just a plant" and "everybody poops". it's just about keeping it real.

Heroes:

muhammed ali. michael moore. pamela anderson. peter north. the dirty south. i like falafels, the ones across from SMC. mike is the owner, he's a pimp. a persian pimp. 6 wives, yo.

My Blog

superhero dork of the year

http://current.com/items/85614251_california_wild_fires_2007 _behind_the_linesclick here to view my incredible heroism on current tv
Posted by kenny on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:39:00 PST

ha! that's my boy...

http://www.kiwiolsen.net/portrait/interviews/thomasiannichol as.html
Posted by kenny on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 04:40:00 PST

im off to nyc for a week

if you live out there hit me up...
Posted by kenny on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:36:00 PST

R.I.P.

james brown and saddam hussein, rest in peace. the hardest workin men in showbusiness.
Posted by kenny on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:28:00 PST

gucci gucci goo

my long lost tokyo lover keiko rocks my world. check the sounds.
Posted by kenny on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:43:00 PST

count hackula's revenge!!!

got hacked. wasn't me, that's my story and im stickin to it.
Posted by kenny on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 01:32:00 PST

cheese and rice! banksy is a sick ass moherfucker.

cheese and rice! banksy is a sick ass moherfucker. forgive the potty mouth but me be inspired y impressed. www.banksy.co.uk the site doesn't do his shenanigans justice but a good place to start....
Posted by kenny on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 09:57:00 PST

gone fishin...to burning man. 8/30/06

got an rv and a need to escape. popping my burning man cherry yall. see you on the other side. km 8/30/06
Posted by kenny on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 12:53:00 PST

fuckin bands and hookers man. so similar at times. leave me be.

fuckin bands and hookers man. ruining myspace. stay off my page yo! it's bad enough that even the DIVIDER at the supermarket checkout line is a little baton of advertising now--shit, i gotta ign...
Posted by kenny on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 09:35:00 PST

fight for your right to...be good to yourself.

woody allen said, "don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." wise old wood. i don't knock masturbation at all, in fact i encourage it for every single red blooded american out there....
Posted by kenny on Wed, 03 May 2006 10:22:00 PST