voluptuary /vuh-LUHP-choo-er-ee/ sometimes i'm a noun. more often i'm a verb. talking to strangers. 99cent stores. tropical islands. laker games. jasmine green tea. jiu jitsu. art. shaping perceptions. making shit happen. sex in the rain when its really warm outside. hammocks. 80 degree ocean water. people who inspire me. costa rica. indonesia. girls who can take a compliment. building things. mending hearts. having balls. eating sushi. changing. keeping quiet. titties. shouting. acting gay. laying down. waking up. the little things. big waves. scary places. www.amiwrongorright.com my half pit half dane knock knock. sturdy old urban buildings with character. carrot juice. netflix changed my life. a good, expensive ass dinner. collecting vintage mopeds-they get better mileage than a hybrid. photography. being entrepreneurial. the stores i'm opening. my partners, my co-workers. etc etc.
ugly fat girls. jared from subway. that myspace ho forbidden. someone who can dish it out AND take it. anyone who owns an island. myself after 2 weeks of surfing epic barra. anyone i went to elementary school or jr. high with. mr. moviefone. anybody else i've lost touch with over the years. jokers. telepathic animals.
i love it. music sounds good sometimes.
on showtime right now: .. I watch a ton of government/political documentaries, but somehow i'm not a totally disgruntled wanker. JESUS CAMP. wow, best doc i've seen in a while. get it in your queue, fool. The Corporation, McLibel, Outfoxed:Rupert Murdoch's War on Journalism. right now, a double feature of "an inconvenient truth" and "who killed the electric car?" are obviously required viewing. crazy how different the world would be if gore was president today. "loose change." then cap it off with the enron doc: 'the smartest guys in the room'... so sad, man what they did. an art flick like 'me and you and everyone you know'--netflix it asap. city of god. a funny drama like about schmidt or lost in translation. adaptation. a dark comedy like bully....best in show...my short film"bobby starr"on ifilm.com. fucking with jason goldwatch's myspace page is fun too. and marco. they left their page open at my house and i turned em both gay. shit, i got em a few dates, they should be thankful, right? first blood and rocky 6. gondry. charlie kaufman. the notebook. jesus's son. jeff buckley documentaries. anything real yet unbelievable. anything fake yet believable. maria full of grace. the 40 year old virgin. and so on.
bill maher. dexter. chapelle. colbert. daily show. conchords r.i.p. sarah silverman.www.funktography.com IT IS FINALLY UPDATED!!!!
TERRYWORLD. not likely to be on oprah's list. anything published by TASCHEN. those childrens books, ''the holes in your nose" "it's just a plant" and "everybody poops". it's just about keeping it real.
muhammed ali. michael moore. pamela anderson. peter north. the dirty south. i like falafels, the ones across from SMC. mike is the owner, he's a pimp. a persian pimp. 6 wives, yo.