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Saul Williams will save the world with words
The Sonnet of Hanzel
Hanzel
Who is Hanzel?!Hanzel is a man
Of heroic power
Who saved a single village
From the feared dragon Righdon
Righdon was the most feared of dragons
But Hanzel saved the world
From Righdon
And so the people rejoiced
And told stories to their children's children
And will forever speak the name...Hanzel
He has beautiful flowing locks
Much like that of Fabio
And his eyes are that of the deep blue, of the deepest depths of the ocean
And they stare off into the abyss
His wise eyes
Tell stories that one could not dare to speak
The words
Bigger than any one man can comprehend
No one dares say his middle name
Because it is soo long, it would take a mere mortal ten years to announce the first half of the name
Like the man at the quickie mart
They simply know him as...Hanzel
His perfectly toned muscles
Shimmer in the moonlight
And all the women are driven mad simply by his scent
And pulsating nipples
His beauty can only be matched by a g-hirraffe in heat
He is soo large that his sunscreen is made out of babies...SPF salty
And so...on his long and blunderous voyage
He ran into a lion...a cheetah...and a bear holding a shark
The lion gave him great wisdom
The cheetah gave him agility
And the bear holding a shark ate his lunch
And so Hanzel
Slaughtered the bear holding the shark and had surf and turf
And while he ate his meal of many miles of intestines he said "HUZZAH!" to the people of the town
And since they were soo starved because Righdon ate all their food
Hanzel ate it nice and slow so they can watch him savor the every taste
As he described how it lusciously squirted in his mouth
Much like when he was in prison for attacking a peace officer with a harpoon that one night when he was drunk
Hahaha I said poon
And so Hanzel
Went on with his quest
living life
As a god to all the people
Because he, with his flowing Fabio locks, was the greatest man WHO EVER LIVED!
And that, my children,
That is how hott Hanzel is
VIEW ALL FRIENDS
-AFI
-A Perfect Circle
-At the Drive In
-The Beatles
-Bjork
-Black Sabbath
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-Camel
-Camille(the French chick, not me)
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-Yeah yeah yeah's
-Zion I
-Anchorman
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-Clockwork Orange
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-Eternal Sunshine For a Spotless Mind
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-V for Vendetta
-The Wall
-Yellow Submarine
-Zoolander
..
THROW AWAY YOUR TELEVISION!
Anything by:
Vonnegut
Huxley
Leary
Baba Ram Dass (Dr. Richard Alpert)
Pinchbeck
Also Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein"; Albert Camus' "The Stranger" and the Bible. Its a wonderful piece of fictional literature.
I love this kid
..4James Maynard Keenan
Adam Thomas Jones
James Marshall Hendrix
James Patrick Page
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez
and
Cedric Bixler-Zavala
and of course, the Godfathers of metal:
Black Sabbath