Gurdy Kliquer (I'm imaginary)

About Me

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andi
Birthday: the day the moon looked upon the sea and saw the talons of Gloff
Birthplace: Albany
Current Location: my chair in my office. I'm taking a break
Eye Color: Green - like creamed spinach or moldy cottage cheese
Hair Color: I'm having it colored tomorrow so maybe PINK
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefty baby
Your Heritage: Born from the Tepid Snarglack and a drunken Irishman
The Shoes You Wore Today: stink a little cause I forgot to wear socks. Sorry.
Your Weakness: Strong hands. And those creases at the edges of the eyes that squinch up with a smile. I love that.
Your Fears:
Your Perfect Pizza: Frogs legs and snarf. with extra snarf
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Gosh...true love and a clean oven
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Look Mom Fuzzy's An Omnivore. Why?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where did I put that thing?
Your Best Physical Feature: wow. it would be really hard to choose just one.
Your Bedtime: is when I go to bed.
Your Most Missed Memory: AKA Theatre and everyone and everything that went with it
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Cherry Pepsi. It even makes your teeth slimy like regualar Pepsi.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Niether.
Single or Group Dates: Will the group be getting naked?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Niether. Stash Tea, boiled water.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate. Dark.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Yes
Do you Smoke: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes.
Do you Swear: only at my mother and children.
Do you Sing: loudly and badly in the car, in the shower and while I'm cleaning the house.
Do you Shower Daily: yup. and I use soap too.
Have you Been in Love: no. on my planet people who are in love have all of their orrifices sealed with pink duct tape and are hung naked by their toes over the town to be beaten with fluffy stuffed bunnies until their death.
Do you want to go to College: Golly, that would be super
Do you want to get Married: again? do we have to?
Do you belive in yourself: I believe the person who wrote this survey spelled the word believe wrong.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Maybe. Where are we going?
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes.
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Naturally.
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar (kinda)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: two parts vodka, one part apple pucker & cranberry juice. Thanks Joe
In the past month have you Smoked: aha
In the past month have you been on : a plane to Tahiti
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I am proud to report that I have not
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes. but only in the Barnes and Noble part
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no Sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: the world is a stage and we are but players.
In the past month have you been Dumped: I am proud to report I that I have not
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: do baths and showers count? I was totally naked every single time.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only that one guys car but I was way too drunk to be held accountable
Ever been Drunk: no way. alcohol is very bad and only bad people use it.
Ever been called a Tease: yes and I totally deserved it.
Ever been Beaten up: hey - it's raining.
Ever Shoplifted: a long time ago
How do you want to Die: ummm....I don't.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: retired
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: do people really care? would someone actually say "Wow, I've met the love of my life except he has blue eyes so I have to send him back."?
Favourite Hair Color: Again....what are we saying?
Short or Long Hair: Receding hairlines - no sh*t - damned sexy
Height: over 6'
Weight: well, you don't want them to float away but you don't really want to have to play find the needle either
Best Clothing Style: clean is good.
Number of I have taken: 5983. And it was worth it and yes it hurt!
Number of CDs I own: Precisely 156
Number of Piercings: my ears. I pierced my nose once in highschool but I looked really stupid with a nose ring.
Number of Tattoos: One
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 621.5
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My Interests

Today my interests are soap (I make it), learning how to play the guitar (any teachers would be welcome), sensual exploration - and no I don't necessarily mean that in a sexual context - more along the lines of all five of them working together, sewing, my awesome an amazing children and experiencing the people that they are, refining my ideas of good parenting and practicing with gusto, learning whatever stikes my fancy, breathing air intentionally, living in eternity now, finding the friends that I'll walk through life with, building roots, painting and writing... I think maybe I sound flaky today. I also think I'm okay with that.

I'd like to meet:

Hmmm....I'd like to meet our beloved(insert sarcasm) president. I'd like to meet my dad, Ghandi, Abraham Linconln, Shakespeare, DaVinci, Empedocles, anyone I used to be in any of my past lives, Damien Rice, a guru who speaks to my soul, people who can teach me something, people who love to laugh. I'd like to meet Ray at Bobo's for pancakes. I'd like to meet Lissa at the exec for a drink. I'd like to meet EJ at Sabino Canyon to contemplate the meaning of life and the human condition. I'd like to meet new people who will mean as much as the people that I've let drift away. I'd like to meet all sorts of new people who rock my world and knock my socks off.

Music:

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Television:

I don't watch it. Ever. I think its an inane wast of time. How bitchy is that?
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Books:

Some of the favorites - Life of Pi, The Alchemist, Jitterbug Perfume (really anything by Tom Robbins), Charms For The Easy Life, Broken For You, The Time Travelers Wife, The Handmades Tale, Eat Pray Love, The Little Drummer Girl.... Goodnight Moon, Earthsong, Sophies Masterpiece, The Lupine Lady, Miss Rumphius, Nobody Rides the Unicorn, all the Potters, The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane, The Giving Tree..

Heroes:

golly - never thunk about that one -

My Blog

A simple 'thank you'

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Posted by Gurdy Kliquer (I'm imaginary) on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 07:20:00 PST

Alrighty

Most excitingly, I have my very first ever harp lesson this weekend. After my very first ever terribly exciting harp lesson, I am going to bring lunch to my most fabulous and darling sweet...
Posted by Gurdy Kliquer (I'm imaginary) on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:11:00 PST

He's not a vegetarian

I changed my mind. One can do that with their imaginary friends. At some point in our imaginary lives together I wanted to be a vegetarian. I was very sad and angry about eating meat. I thought it was...
Posted by Gurdy Kliquer (I'm imaginary) on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 07:44:00 PST

When Plumbers Fail

I did it. I put on the rubber gloves and took off the catch. Actually, I put on a rubber gove - on my right hand even - how inconvenient is that? I don't know where the other glove has gone. It ...
Posted by Gurdy Kliquer (I'm imaginary) on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 07:13:00 PST

Coffee

I had a dream last night that I could control molecules. I think it was a dream. It wasn't a dream with a plot or anything. I guess I just woke up with the memory of the feeling of being able to...
Posted by Gurdy Kliquer (I'm imaginary) on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 04:09:00 PST

Liquidated Plumbers

I poured two bottles of plumbers into my kitchen sink. They are losing against the grease. The power is diminished in the loss of the crack. The crack is like the hair. I am addicted to a song from a...
Posted by Gurdy Kliquer (I'm imaginary) on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 07:49:00 PST

Meatloafian Tragedy

Yesterday I made a meatloaf. The girls requested it so I made one. And, after it was done baking at 325 for 1.5 hours, I poured the fat from the pan into the sink. Bad idea. This morning,&...
Posted by Gurdy Kliquer (I'm imaginary) on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:27:00 PST

Thats better

That sunflower was annoying. The Christmas tree went up today. It's a fresh tree. I hate the fake ones. The house smells wonderful. The girls and I went and did it ourselves. I got it in...
Posted by Gurdy Kliquer (I'm imaginary) on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:26:00 PST