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1 wkd a month 2 weeks a year my ass

i love the fucking army and the army loves fucking me

About Me

im 21 years old born and raised in south jersey i love movies books music hanging out with friends im in the army reserves out of nj currently deployed in iraq for the second time i have the most wonderful woman in the world kit i got my best friends ange kate maria and ken im a dork strait up cant help it

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My Interests

as u can tell i love games i think its better to let people to solve their boredom by games.

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anyone and everyoneMILITARY RULES FOR NON-MILITARY PERSONNEL (rightfully taken from Broken)"Dear Civilians, "We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:(1) The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass.(2) When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass.(3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.(4) (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs), telling others that you used to be "Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.(5) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).(6) ***If you witness someone calling the US Coast Guard 'non-military', inform them of their mistake---and kick their ass.***(7) Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her---of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.(8) Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief (C in C). The President (for those who didn't know) is our C in C regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. If you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get your ass kicked!(9) 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me---stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore, could kick your ass!(10) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying "Let's go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is? Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me---if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass.(11) 'Flyboy' (Air Force), 'Jarhead' (Marines), 'Grunt' (Army), 'Squid' (Navy), 'Puddle Jumpers' (Coast Guard), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. That could get your ass kicked.(12) Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of sailors and troops far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get its ass kicked.""It is the soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press."It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech."It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate."It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag."

Music:

rock all types, industrial techno stuff, pretty much anything with a good beat. im not as picky as i was before but no country or emo please y cause that shit annoys the hell outta me

Movies:

ill watch anything, even those b rated and c rated crappy movies. all movies even chick flicks, i know that sounds gay but i like them so what. my fav movie is independence day (ID4) i also love horror and actions

Television:

im not really a big tv person so i have this jersey thing here insteadthis isnt about tv but if ur from jersey ull laugh ur ass off
You Know You're From South Jersey When...
You don't "go to the beach", you go "down the shore".In your mind you hear "watch out for the tram car please" even in your sleep.You've had arguments over cheesesteak quality.When it snows more than an inch, you call it a blizzard.You know someone named Siprasiut Xayapachan.You've actually found the Echelon Mall.Your uncle is in the mafia.You or your friends have Lyme Disease.You don't understand why there aren't more 24-hour diners elsewhere in the country.You know what a Wawa is, and know the location of at least 15 of them.You know what became of the 13th Leeds child, and claim to have seen him one time while peeing in the woods.One time you were driving in the woods and got stuck in sand.You have an EZ Pass, but you just hold it up.Even though there's a new Wal-Mart in your town, you still go to the Berlin Farmers Market for cheap stuff.Your neighborhood demonstrates co-existence of African-Americans and racist rednecks.You know that you should get the hell out of Camden before dark.Your car is covered with yellow-green dust in April ann May.You buy Shop-Rite brand food at Shop-Rite.Honesty, sincerity, and courtesy are things you once saw happen in Ohio.You know how to successfully handle a traffic circle.You think the Olive Garden is a bunch of crap and should not open restaurants in South Jersey.You worked at a blueberry farm when you were 13.You played soccer from Kindergarten through high school.You've counted the number of titty bars on the Black Horse Pike.You always went to the Franklin Institute when you were a kid.Your middle school hangout was the mall.You have an unusable, piece-of-shit boat in your front yard.You once skipped school and went to Wildwood.You're Italian.You know where to get the best bagel.You've called someone an "asshole" to their face at the Philly airport.You say "water" weird.Even your school made good Italian subs, but you call them hoagies.You've almost fallen asleep on the Expressway.You've lived through hurricanes, nor'easters and fires, but have never seen a tornado, earthquake or volcano.You can't believe MTV went to Seaside Heights.You know that ACME is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros. creation.You never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur.You take day trips to New York City.The mafia runs half the businesses in your town.You have mandatory recycling. Enforced by law.In the woods behind your house, you can find couches, washing machines, and shoes.You don't have to go to Red Lobster to get fresh seafood.You go to at least one parade at the boardwalk each year.You've made a meal out of Tastycakes, Herr's BBQ potato chips, and Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer.You know the Atlantic City High School marching band can lay down some phat beats.You know New Years is all about the Mummers and the Polar Bear club.You smoke Parliament Lights.You go to the local Fire Department barbeque in June.Down the road, in the middle of nowhere, is an Egyptian restaurant and a custard stand with a minature golf course.You know what custard is in South Jersey.You can go bowling at 1:30 A.M. (with automatic scoring!)In high school, you worked at a Friendly's.Route 206 doesn't freak you out at night.One time, a sea gull shit all over your head.You once said, "It smells like Philadelphia in here."You know that people from the 609 area code are "a little different".Your mom still loves Bruce Springsteen.You know it can be -10 degrees and 70 degrees in January in the same year.There's a fruit and vegetable stand down the road.You will always say "YO", and you'll say it often.You scoff at tourists in Philadelphia.Your town has an online commmunity.At least one person brings Big Fizz to a party.You go to another state and sit at a gas station wondering when the people will come out to pump your gas.You have your own bucket for carmel corn refills.You know that no matter how much they put into the Camden waterfront Camden is still Camden.You have to mail your relocated friends tastykakes.You think North Jersey is a different state and South Jersey deserves its own secession.Your high school prom was at the Camden Aquarium or The Mansion in Voorhees.You have season passes to Great Adventure.You refuse to call Hoagies "subs."You know where Olga's Diner is on rt 70.You are tired of people not believing you're from jersey because you don't have a New York accent.You drive by a farm every time you get in the car.You know what "jimmies" are and refuse to call them anything else.Eastern Regional High School has a rip list every year!Your neighbor is either a painter, a plumber, a builder, or an electrician with a work truck in the driveway.You have crossed all 5 bridges into Philly at one point in your life.You take day trips to philly to walk on South Street.You have had a near or close call experiences hitting a deer with your car.You run around in the nearest patch of woods and play paint ball with your buddies.You've considered renaming "the Garden State" to "the Hoagie State"You have a story about the "Hell Hole" ride in Wildwood.You remember the ducks in the middle of Cherry Hill Mall.You call the Berlin Farmer's Market the Berlin Auction or the Auction.You took your report card to Clementon Park for free tickets.You've had some of the best parties in a field.Other people dont know what funnel cake and water ice is because everyone else calls it fried dough and slush.You went "diner hopping" till the sun came up.You don't acknoledge that it is tomorrow until either you go to sleep or the sun comes up.You know where to buy a katana for less than $50.You go on dates to diners and arcades.You have empty Wawa half gallon iced tea bottles all over your car and room.You've ever driven around aimlessly for hours with your friends saying "So, whatta we doin?"You've ever said the phrase "look at fricken MacGyver over here!"You know the difference betwine the train and the speedline.The term "I think of you as a brother" turns into a whole family tree.You ever drove all the way to the shore just to walk around for 5 minutes then drive back.Your memories of places all consist of what you did there once when you were fucked up.You ever went over someone's house to hang out with their mom.You have a knife collection, a PS2, a cell phone, a pager, and a computer but you can't afford to get your car fixed.One of your hangouts is a parking lot.You say "'lanic city", instead of Atlantic City.You can't get that sand out of your toes no matter how long it's been there.You haven't been able to find a decent stromboli since moving out of South Jersey.You've seen a shack with a satellite dish. You know that a Jug Handle is both a feature of the highway and a bar that looks like someone's house in Maple Shade.You know of at least 3 bars where you know they won't card you.You lived near a "crick" not a creek.You don't recognize any one at your family reunion.You say "gimme" instead of give me, or "com' mer" instead of come here.You know a Chrissy and we all know she's gotten around!You think we should sell north "Joisey" to New York for $24.Everyone eventually starred at the Latin Casino.You never could figure out which was the Black Horse Pike or The White Horse Pike.You're a female and have beaten the crap out of at least one guy who wasn't your brother.You ever taken your parents car while they were asleep or away, before you were old enough to drive.You ever cut your foot on a broken bottle in a local stream.You have gotten bad poison ivy from hiding in a bush to make weird noises at the people passing by.There is a dead body somewhere in or near the stream by your house.You have to drive at least 30-60 minutes to get to work in order to make more than $10 an hour.You know what "pulling a camper" means and do it publicly when it is necessary.You know that a "Yield" sign is merely a suggestion.You've considered going to your high school late at night to check for ghosts in the halls rumoured haunted.You think pit bulls are harmless.You don't think you have an accent.Half your high school went to Camden County College.You know what the song "V-town" is about.Your front yard is made out of stones.Everything is "twenty minutes away". If you ask how long it takes to get any place in South Jersey, the person always says, "about twenty minutes". To get to a mall, "Oh, about 20 minutes". To get to the airport, "Mmm, about 20 minutes." To get from Runnemede to Philly, "Only about 20 minutes". Try it. Only the shore areas take more than "twenty minutes". They're usually "an hour and twenty minutes."Thrift shopping with friends is an event.You've intentionally stood in front of the tram car, and you're upset that it no longer stutters.You remember the old Morey's Pier before the fire.Your parents gave in and bought you a hermit crab when you were down the shore.You curse off three drivers in two minutes.You went to StoryBook Land as a kid.You haven't moved out of state soley for the reason you know the food is that bad everywhere else.WHIPOORWILL!! WHIPOORWILL!!You know the one-day sale at JC Penny's really lasts three.You live in a "dry town" and every road out of it has a liquor store at the town border.Every time someone in Hollywood makes fun of Jersey, you're mad and proud at the same time.Your big elementary school trip was to Springdale Farms.You know what the conductor is going to say for every stop on the PATCO HighSpeedline.Your neighborhood has a name that ties people together, as in "the kids"Your shoes have turned black from being in Pennsauken.You know at least 5 people who work at a prison.You say "porta reeko" instead of puerto rico, as it should be pronounced.You go to college and describe where you live in reference to how far you are from Cherry Hill.You come home from college for christmas break and 75% of your HS graduating class is at the same diner you are at 3am.You aren't scared of the speed line.You don't even care when you leave your door unlocked.More than one of your friends has spent more than a week at your house.You've lived in a row home.Making left turns just doesn't feel right anymore.You have a super secret place to sled that in better than anywhere else in town!You remember The Garden State Race Track and the day it burnt to the ground and all the tons of ashes that fell for miles.You can spend the day at the Berlin Auction shopping at the outside flea market."Jeet?" makes sense when you hear it.The only thing you can play on guitar is "Stairway to Heaven"You were amazed Moorsetown was on MTV Cribs.A member of your family does not have all of their teeth.You know Voorhees used to be known as Kirkwood.You had a birthday party at Xhilarama.You've been to 2 or more festivals named after some kind of fruit (strawberry, apple, blueberry, lima bean).You're astounded when a friend that moves tells you theres not a Wawa nor CVS withen a 10 mile radius of them.Going to New York is a huge trip but Philly is someplace to go when you're bored.You think Amish people are amazing.Your whole school knows when each water ice place opens, and the line goes on forever!You would drop everything you were doing and run to the voting polls right now if you heard we were voting to make North and South Jersey separate states.Summer is a process, not a season.You've ever been to Wheaton Village.You know which places were built on indian burial grounds.You've slept behind a Wawa.You remember Caldor.You've had a dinner with your friends for less than $3.You don't know that in every other state, people get their liscenses when they're 16.Everyone you know has had Confirmation but never goes to church.After seeing a movie at the Ritz, you hang out at Tunes and then play Scrabble at Coffeeworks.You know all of the "back roads" to get everywhere and prefer them to the expressway.You think a mountain is any landform taller than your house.You know what a "shoe-bie" is and can pick one out at the beach.You go to Delaware to buy smokes.You can name all the flavors of salt water taffy.You can smell and know when it's low tide.You remember the bad gypsy moth years.You eat at restaurants that have locations I, II, III, IV, and V.You know that you don't put ketchup on boardwalk fries.You get three 50's in a row when you play skeeball.Donald Trump is mentioned at least daily in your local paper. you can be in tow different towns at the same time on one road. the only way to tell the difference between the towns is by the color of the street signs. ur towns cops daughter/son(s) are in ur classm and are ur neighbors. you know everyone in ur highschool, where they live and who theyre family is.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from south Jersey.
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More cool things for your blog at BlogthingsONLY IN NJ Only Jersey people can understand this.A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat. I've been told that I have a body like New Jersey." So, her date grabs her waist and asks, "What's this?" She replies "Middlesex." He grabs her butt and asks "what's this?" She replies,"Freehold." Then he grabs her breast and asks "what's this?" She replies,"Point Pleasant." Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry Hill?" "No", she replies, "That's Eatontown." The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says, "Welcome to Wildwood!"Gotta love New Jersey.

Books:

science fiction, vampires/warewolves, liturature, a lot of things, historical"KNOWLEDGE IS A TERRIBLE BURDAN, ITS A TWO-EDGED SWORD, IT MIGHT HELP YOU , BUT IT MIGHT PUT YOU IN DANGER GREATER THAN ANYTHING YOU'VE FACED SO FAR" The Voice, Maximum Ride."my future starts when i wake up every morning... every day i find something creative to do with my life -miles davis

Heroes:

wolverine from the x men, the wolf(the animal),surprisingly my dad for treating me like shit so it inspired me to be a better person&-------INTERESTING THOUGHTS----------3 -Can you cry under water? -How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? -If money doesn't grow in trees then why do banks have branches? -Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? -Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to? -Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? -Why does a round pizza come in a square box? -What disease did cured ham actually have? -How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? -Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? -If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? -If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? -Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? -Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? -How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? -Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. -If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? -Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? -Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? -Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!" -Or watch a white thing come out a chicken behind and think, "that ought to taste good." -Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? -Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? -When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for you license, are you going to be smiling? -If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? -Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? -If the professor on Gilligan's island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in the boat?

My Blog

left behind

it seems that no matter what i do or how much i make im living paycheck to paycheck. while all my friends are in college or have a carrer i have more important things to do. working crazy hours, takin...
Posted by 1 wkd a month 2 weeks a year my ass on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:15:00 PST

back to the sandbox i go

    well here we go again.... back to the sandbox i go ill not be in touch for awhile cause ill be training for iraq then im going there for a year or so but have no fear ive survived a...
Posted by 1 wkd a month 2 weeks a year my ass on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 06:16:00 PST

the not so "fixed" car

so apparently my car was fixed when i was down in louisiana. the problem is when i came back and got my car it wasnt fixed. it still had a dent in the back quarter pannel and the molding wasnt put on ...
Posted by 1 wkd a month 2 weeks a year my ass on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 06:57:00 PST

response to threat

there are things i say and you know i wont do what i say. but there are someother things that i wont stand especially when i comes to my friends. i dont care if u hate one or all of them dont say ur g...
Posted by 1 wkd a month 2 weeks a year my ass on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:38:00 PST

the things we live with

i dont know what i am. am i a loner, am i adaptable. i dont know the things i do i question constasntly was that the right choice? sometime idont know which way is up. i cant stand this i wanna be me ...
Posted by 1 wkd a month 2 weeks a year my ass on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:18:00 PST

what a fing day

today has been a really interesting but depressing day. first it was raining. second on wmmr during the work force blocks. the work force block of david bowie was played. i had asked wm...
Posted by 1 wkd a month 2 weeks a year my ass on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 05:08:00 PST

blah

i dont know what i do but i always attract the fed up women. then after something good happens i get fucked. is it because im a nice guy or what i dont know. but im tired of this shit. i could us...
Posted by 1 wkd a month 2 weeks a year my ass on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 04:40:00 PST