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Anyone who has ever worn their underwear on the outside of their tights for the intoxicating pleasure of feeling like a Superhero ............................................................ .............................. or anyone who has pics from the Coachella trip long ago:Napa valley, aaaaalllllll that wine that sat in the van the whole trip, the copious amounts that were consumed along the way.Gay-R screaming the Gasolina song and hurling obscenities at the "punk-ass ghetto bird" and I made out with the cabbie who helped me pour him in the car.Becca in the bathtub.Rolling balls with Gonzo on the lawn at Aesop Rock and handing the beautiful print skirt she'd just purchased. Her murmuring, "scuse me," as she daintily vomited into it. Only a little, though.That weirdo behind Sara who at the killers(?) show who kept trying to light her hair on fire with his cigarette.How we took pictures of EVERYONE, cause they were all so goddamn beautiful. WHAMMY shots of Japanime cartoons dancing just for us.Santa Barbara and free wine and cheese, making the rounds, can't find a gay club, Becca in the bathtub, 7 bodies, 1 bed. Whose got the door key??Abandoning Sara and Maria in the desert cause they wanted to party with hippies in a tent camp.I still have a dent on my shin from running into the dishwasher in the middle of the night at the Palm Desert house.Silence at the Greyhound station. Didn't want Rosanna to go.Becca in the bathtub.Flying out of NIN to get Gonzo to her cab...she dove Superman-style into it and got back to seattle in time for class. That's how she rolls.Bloody Mary's at Tip's in Red Bluff at the crack of dawn on the way home. Couldn't find my sister's house.How happy Gonzo was to have us all there.How things kinda fell apart after we got back home.Pics of any of this? Please?Thanks, Jaki
WeenWeenWeenWeenWeen, Potty Mouth Society, Anti-Everything, Last One Out, Hollowpoints, most everything Beer Metal Records had a hand in, MSI, Naked to the World, Manu Chao, Sneaker Pimps, Dynamic Vibrations, David Bowie, anything 80's, anything Paul Preciado created (it's hard to be a legend in your own time), Aesop Rock, Keali'i Reichel, Immortal Technique, RJD2, Whiskey Lash All-Stars, Living Room by Tegan and Sara (The happy song. Leavenworth. Jessica Jar-Face.) Oh, and one song from Paperboy, Ditty. I'm retarded for that.
Goodfellas, Cane Toads, Maria Full of Grace, True Romance, Lucas, Breakfast Club (which makes me over 30 and female)Murderball, Boogie Nights, KIDS, Requiem For a Dream, Shawn of the Dead, Big Fish, The Tick, V for Vendetta, Lilo and Stitch, Iron Giant, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, The Fisher King, Wonder Boys, Goonies, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Girl Interrupted, Touching the Void, The Devils Rejects, Lost Boys, The United States of Leland, Valentino's Asian Invasion, The Triplets of Belleville.Managed to be the last person I know to see V for Vendetta. Watched it three times today. I'm a self-indulgent sloth and I'm not sorry.
Meh.Moderation isn't my strong point. Parking my wobbly can in front of the telly would hider my ability to meet interesting folk who use the word "whammy" as verb-adjective-nouns and whose strongest retort to verbal assault is "your mom" and who suffer from "dart-arm" and who pass out on the shitter after kicking you in the face with golf-cleats and who once had a wicked case of "swamp-ass" so bad it required hasty removal of sweat soaked panties which were shoved into work-pants pocket where they marinated for the remainder of a St. Paddy dinner shift.See? I'd never meet anyone fun.That said, don't try to pretend that Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Strangers With Candy, and Robot Chicken aren't the balls. I'm a sick fuck for the Daily Show, though I'd like to kick Jon Stewart in the face. With golf cleats.
In the Time of Butterflies, My Antonia, Pillars of the Earth, A prayer for Owen Meany, Ishmael, Lullaby, The Last Time I Wore a Dress, The World according to Garp, anything Henry Rollins, White Oleander, The Lovely Bones, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The Positronic Man, Paradoxia (thank you, Heather), Cometbus (thank you, Ryan), The Unbearable Lightness of Being, The Book of the Dun Cow, The Book of Sorrows.
Your mom.THE GREAT WHITE SHARK SONG
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