Christopher profile picture

Christopher

One day I wake up and the cats are gone.

About Me

Hark, my blog! http://cd-slut.blogspot.com - Apparently this link has been dead for weeks. Thanks, MySpace, for being real assholes about HTML.

My Interests

yawol, nuke Darfur

I'd like to meet:

Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy yay

Music:

Elastica, Error, Eno, Echobrain, Exhorder, Eric B & Rakim, Emperor

Movies:

Manos: The Hands of Fate, Snatch, American History X, This is Spinal Tap, Kids, Strangers on a Train, Dazed and Confused, Fiddler on the Roof, La Passion de Jeanne d'Arc, The 400 Blows, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset

Television:

Arrested Development, South Park, The Office [UK], Coupling [UK], Bullshit!, Mr. Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, 30 Rock, Studio 60, Californication

Books:

please

Heroes:

Noel Gallagher, Lou Reed, Roger Waters

My Blog

Wikipedia loves me

Oh snap.
Posted by Christopher on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 11:16:00 PST

I have a blog. I don't mean this one, but another one.

While I'm staying in this apartment (oh, I'm now in an apartment), I decided to start a blog based on an idea I came up with. There's a record store down the street that's pretty great, so I boasted t...
Posted by Christopher on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 09:20:00 PST

A developing development

There was a mild electrical storm in my head earlier, and I don't think it was the Carbona. To skip to it, come July, I'll be throwing my hat into the blogging arena, with a pretty specific conceit.Te...
Posted by Christopher on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 10:53:00 PST

Wounds sustained today

A giant lump on the back of my headSome sort of knee abrasion that's rendered it non-functionalA gash along the instep of my right footA sliver buried about half an inch under my left big toeNothing b...
Posted by Christopher on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:58:00 PST

Things I saw today

Here's a list of items I encountered today.The Death StarDarth Vader's helmet from Episode 5The original handwritten lyrics to "The Breaks" by Kurtis Blow (obvious highlight)The original handwritten l...
Posted by Christopher on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 01:10:00 PST

Rolling Stone again

Here's review number two, found in the issue on newsstands this Friday.Lamb of God - Sacrament...
Posted by Christopher on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:46:00 PST

Rolling Stone print debut

Unlike last time, now I actually have something in the magazine. Much like Pantera discredits their early records, I'll do the same here and consider this my first real piece for Rolling Stone.Iron Ma...
Posted by Christopher on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 09:28:00 PST

This seriously made my day.

...
Posted by Christopher on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 05:36:00 PST

"Behead Chris Steffen"

I knew it would come to this. Blabbermouth picked up my Slayer review from the Rolling Stone blog. I am so happy right now. "Fuck Chris Steffen,"  a user named 'buttlips' eloquently puts it. I'm ...
Posted by Christopher on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 04:56:00 PST

Rolling Stone.com debut

I made my debut on RollingStone.com today. Too bad it's me saying something negative about Slayer. Bummer....
Posted by Christopher on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 05:01:00 PST