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the J to the Hawk™

OU Law class of '10 ... wow. double digits!

About Me


My radio presets in my car are as follows (in order): 106.3, 90.1, 107.7, 96.9, 98.9, 103.5.

The love of my life used to be Talk of the Nation's Science Friday. I have recently been two-timing it with stolen mp3's of This American Life.
I wear a calculator watch.
I am like a fish to shiny objects when I see the color green.
I laugh.
A lot.
At inappropriate things.
My Chuck Taylors travel the world with me; I have blood on them to prove it.
I DO know that I'm tall; you really don't have to keep telling me.
I would never want to be famous, I find it annoying when people stare at me now... and talk about me like I'm some object without ears.
I sat the bench in basketball... do you play miniature golf?
I want to be a nice person but honesty keeps getting in the way.
Drinking can make that worse.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE volcano documentaries.
And Disney soundtracks.
My friends are all brilliant people with a knack for bringing out a collectively offensive wit.
Hippies and hipsters annoy the FUCK out of me. Take a shower.
I'm superficial.
I won't settle... for a job, guy, or anything.
I want to start REALLY accomplishing things: earn more than my stupid bachelor's degree, get a real career, house, dogs.
Doesn't mean I can't still travel the world in the meantime.
Just have to find the right job and dog babysitter.
Anybody interested in visiting Kari in West Africa? (and paying?)

My Interests

Music (Experienced listening, Inexperienced playing), Politics, Film, Books, Bicycling, Tennis, Body Boarding in the biggest waves possible, Crossword Puzzles..

I'd like to meet:



Lots of movie characters, not really any movie stars.
Friends don't let friends idolize celebrities. Respect, yes. Idolize, no.

If I don't know you chances are I won't talk to you. Don't talk to me if you have some lame picture of yourself you took in the mirror showing off your abs. Go read a book. I will find you tedious and unattractive so make like a tree.

If you do request me, send me a message, especially if I'm supposed to know who you are. Otherwise I will probably deny.

Music:

The Beatles, Queen, Blue October, Green Day, Miles Davis, David Bowie, Rachmaninoff, Mozart, Chopin, anything involving Leonard Bernstein, Janis Joplin, Carly Simon, Tom Petty, The Cure, Radiohead, Citizen Cope, David Gray, Damian Marley, Fiona Apple, the Lips, Ella, Etta, Billie, soo much.. would take forever to list it all.

Movies:

Good Will Hunting, Boondock Saints, PT Anderson, Burt Lancaster, Se7en, Gia, Goonies, Cinderella, Dogma, Willy Wonka-new and old, Beatles stuff, Disney, Serial Killer movies, Well done mega-budget action stuff like Independance Day and Jurassic Park, Molly Ringwald, Garden State, Indie and Documentaries lots more

Television:

STUDIO 60! BOONDOCKS! History Channel, Animal Planet, Discovery Channel, Btvs, SVU, Animal Cops, West Wing, Alias, Prison Break, Gilmore Girls, Lost, Nova, My Name is Earl

Books:

Things Fall Apart, Catcher in the Rye, Helter Skelter, Harry Potter, Toni Morrison. I sell them for a living... too many to even try

Heroes:

Eleanor Roosevelt, Aaron Sorkin, Katherine Hepburn (you WEAR those PANTS!), the obvious and universal: Mandela, Oprah.

My Blog

I wanna be a balla!

I played basketball for the first time in ages today and it was brilliant.  Admittedly, by the end I really thought I was gonna puke, but hey-  it's always fun to reminisce on the days of ol...
Posted by the J to the Hawk™ on Thu, 10 May 2007 05:54:00 PST

STOP THE STUPID GAS BULLETINS!! Why, you ask....? Read!

In April 1997, there was a "gas out" conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices.Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight. (My friends just started driving then and gas was like 90 cents....
Posted by the J to the Hawk™ on Thu, 03 May 2007 02:51:00 PST

Hey neocons....check out THIS kind of evolution

In Ducks, War of the Sexes Plays Out in the Evolution of Genitalia Christopher Capozziello for The New York Times Patricia Brennan, a behavioral ecologist, examining the phallus of a Pekin duc...
Posted by the J to the Hawk™ on Wed, 02 May 2007 05:37:00 PST

Guffaw.

`Girls Gone Wild' founder sent to jail by MELISSA NELSON, Associated Press Writer 21 minutes ago Blowing his nose and wiping away tears(bend over bitch... oh wait, Russell Sim...
Posted by the J to the Hawk™ on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 05:39:00 PST

There's hope for me yet!

The tall DO get married.  (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17827041)&n bsp; But that's not what there's hope for.  I wanna save those cute little dolphins with plastic in their stomachs.&nbs...
Posted by the J to the Hawk™ on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:21:00 PST

Why don't I care....

about global warming?  Every time I hear some new debate, I'm indifferent to deciding if it even exists.  I woke up to people arguing about it on NPR and all I could do was laugh at how heat...
Posted by the J to the Hawk™ on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:04:00 PST

I really wanted to answer these questions.

1) Which uniform on a women do you think is the sexiest?A women?  Prison.  2) Did you get a high school class ring?Nope.  I think I had a Jr. High one though. 3) 9th  12th which wa...
Posted by the J to the Hawk™ on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:20:00 PST

Now children....

You don't want to disillusion the voters already do you?  I foresee a splitage (yes I made that word up) of the vote with a large percentage jumping ship from both on to the next candidate becaus...
Posted by the J to the Hawk™ on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 12:08:00 PST

Judge me and then I'll just go ahead and delete you, K?

When I posted a bulletin about the Britney going bald thing, it was because I found it interesting and thought others might too.  Apparently, commenting on it isn't "cool" and we aren't supposed ...
Posted by the J to the Hawk™ on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:16:00 PST

Life defining survey.

This is the valentines survey. Hooray!1.do you like anyone?No 2. do you have a bf/gf?yes. 3. are you a player?yes. 4. would you get back together with any of your exs?Shut up. 5. Do you think you'll g...
Posted by the J to the Hawk™ on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 12:57:00 PST