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The Page3 Podcast

The Page3 Podcast

About Me

The Page3 Podcast has been described as a weekly satirical news show. Unfortunately the only accurate part of 'weekly satirical news show' is the 'weekly' bit. Listen to their shit. Or they'll find where you live. Hunt you down. And politely ask you to listen to their shit.
Their epic backstory, if you please:
Once upon a time, the greatest minds in the world gathered together in a secluded coffeeshop that sold excellent lattes. Mad scientists, poet laureates and courageous men with super powers all banded together to work on a secret project, purportedly of epic proportions.
Plans were hastily drawn onto a napkin. And in the subsequent fight for rightful ownership, these great men decided the ideas scribbled upon it were too revolutionary, too dangerous. So it was that the napkin found its way into the trash.
Moments later, a pair of homeless bums searching for an afternoon snack came across what will henceforth be known as the Schematics for the Greatest Podcast Ever.
Their names were Cassie and Siang and they were about to become famous.
...
Six months later, and they're living like rockstars. Homeless rockstars. Fame, hygiene and low cost housing have not been forthcoming.
But still they soldier on, risking life and limb in pursuit of a laugh, constantly striving for irreverence and settling merely for irrelevance.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/8/2006
Band Members: Siang: Vocals
Cassie: Blowjobs, Drums
Colin:
- Roadie
- Cassie's manservant
- Patter of stomachs
- "the boy that crushes grapes for wine"
- TRACTOR BOY
- Marcus Fenix
- nemesis of the nemacyst aka maxina
- Chareth Cutestory?
- "tramp"
- "I like Tolkien. He writes really good descriptions.... *COUGH* oh yeah."
- "How was the pan fried labia?"
- Optimus Primate
- Queers of War - Marcus gets a makeover
- Mercedes Dealer
- MacGyver stand in
- Podcast concubine
- "tantrum thrower. seriously."
- "quarterback"
- "cupcake of the year"
- "Winnebago Man" (youtube it)
- The Landlord
- haha, or that one where becky and kate get into a squabble and split the pants right down the middle. that one is great.
- Phil Spector Doppelganger
- Seven Year Erection
- The guy you see on the beach with a metal detector and a bag of bottle caps
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Siang got a nip/tuck.

Hey fools, Thanks for the messages and comments during our hiatus. Siang and I have both had sex changes and we are currently in recovery, hence the lack of podcasts. Well I haven't... Sia...
Posted by The Page3 Podcast on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:42:00 PST

Episode 52: Imaginary Threesomes

Hey fools.The display pic, idiot. That one the arrow is pointing at. Jeez.
Posted by The Page3 Podcast on Mon, 14 May 2007 05:52:00 PST

Episode 51: Seven Year Erection

Hey fools.
Posted by The Page3 Podcast on Mon, 07 May 2007 04:39:00 PST

Episode 50: Eleven Inches Baby

Hey fools.<----- Click the pic, hear the show. Cheers.
Posted by The Page3 Podcast on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 04:52:00 PST

Episode 49: Hel-lo Grandma

Hey fools.<----- Click the pic, hear the show. Cheers.
Posted by The Page3 Podcast on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 05:17:00 PST

Episode 48: MySpace Party!

Hey fools.  
Posted by The Page3 Podcast on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 04:18:00 PST

Episode 47: Girls Gone Wild

Hey fools.<----- Click the pic, hear the show. Cheers.
Posted by The Page3 Podcast on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:15:00 PST

Episode 46: Panda Porn

Hey fools.<----- Click the pic, hear the show. Cheers.
Posted by The Page3 Podcast on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 03:25:00 PST

Episode 45: Sauerkraut

Hey fools.<----- Click the pic, hear the show. Cheers.
Posted by The Page3 Podcast on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 04:42:00 PST

Episode 44: Lickety Split

Hey fools.<----- Click the pic, hear the show. Cheers.
Posted by The Page3 Podcast on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 04:55:00 PST