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im a fun loving guy.. far to fun loving for some.. love to party and i hope oneday to find someone who can keep up... haha. im a pretty vocal person and can be quite loud... im not for the faint of heart.. but mine is always in the right place.. well except after 3 or 13 too many drinks, then i been known to make a dick outta myself... but i try to make up for it... sometimes. haha other then that jus your typical aussie bloke i guess, proud, headstrong and unsympatheticoh and i just want to get one thing straight... i thought the cop was a prostitute
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You Are 56% Paranoid Schizophrenic
It's likely that you're perfectly fine, though you have your crazy moments.
You tend to be a bit paranoid, but no one's out to get you but yourself. Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jason Johinke
Birthday: 16/10/83
Birthplace: adelaide
Current Location: Adelaide unfortunatly
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: fair
Height: 185
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Aussie.... ukrainian and german mosty english irish french
The Shoes You Wore Today: steal cap boots
Your Weakness: alcohol + drugs
Your Fears: moths
Your Perfect Pizza: Calabreze
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get laid more often
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: eh
Thoughts First Waking Up: what the fuck happened last nite
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: sleep is for the weak
Your Most Missed Memory: everything i did when i lived oversea's
Pepsi or Coke: charlie
MacDonalds or Burger King: hey j's
Single or Group Dates: whatever so long as im lucky enough
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: dont drink that poison
Do you Smoke: yea
Do you Swear: yea
Do you Sing: no
Do you Shower Daily: twice
Have you Been in Love: yes.... unfortunatly
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: no
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: hahahaha
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: love'm
Do you play an Instrument: used to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hahahaha i am right now
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: do one nite stands count
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: im sure i probably have at some club drunk off my arse
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, but thats a good idea
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: maybe
Ever been Drunk: hahaha ya
Ever been called a Tease: i hope so
Ever been Beaten up: yea
Ever Shoplifted: yea
How do you want to Die: cocaine overdose in a penthouse sorrounded by coke and whores
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i never want to grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: atm brazil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue/green/brown... jus cover all bases
Favourite Hair Color: not picky
Short or Long Hair: not picky
Height: shorter then me
Weight: i look for a package deal
Best Clothing Style: something not sloppy
Number of Drugs I have taken: most of them... maybe some most people don know about
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: hahaha thousands

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How Will You Die?

MY RESULT: Lying In A Pool Of Vomit


You love to party and have a good time, but good times can get really bad really quickly if you eat the right amount of doughnuts.

Want to stay alive as long as you can? Eat in moderation, always give food a "sniff test" before you eat it, and be sure that at least one of your friends knows the Heimlich maneuver. And we know you love your wall of empty liquor bottles, but maybe it's time to find a more productive hobby. Like shoplifting!

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