Formed by Doc Wak and Ben F in late 2006, The Ears quickly became the greatest ska band of all time. They stand for what they believe in. They promise to some day tell what that is.
Ben was put in charge of finding somebody who could blow, so he bagged his friend Paul, who in turn brought about a big black emo kid, called Quinn, who is now the lead blower and sex appeal in the band. Also, they needed a singer, but they didnt know any so they hired Sam instead.
Recently, Doc Wak decided, "Size DOES matter!" So Paul got his good friend BariTom to bring his big bari-ness into The Ears and play...BARI!!!. Recently, our poor boy Tom was killed by rabid ants. The Ears were crushed. In order to end their grief, they stole the Tenor saxomajazz from Cerveza, and Morning Fatty, and every other fucking band in Florida. His name is Jeff, or Jack, or something.
Soon after Thomas' move death, Ben lethaly hurt his wrist and was forced to move from drums to trombone. To mourn for him, The Ears stole Fallen Patriot's drummer to drum for them.
The Ears have since then become a full fledged basketball team, and have defeated such legends as Wayne Gretzky and Rossie O'Donnell.
Oh and by the way,Quinn, our big black man got some hooker pregnant, 9 months later, another, more cuter compact black man was born, we call him Brandon, or Quinn 2.0. He comes built with a DVD burner.
Their guitarist's name is Diego.
Here are our AIM addressesss:
Doc Wak - bassfiddlemaniac
Ben - bfeistmann
Diego - contrerricar
Sam - um jammer sammy
Quinn - dorfingel
We Currently have a cd entitled "Trolls Under Bridges" for the cheap price of 7 bucks. It's on sale at shows. If you want a copy, just message us and we'll have it for you.
