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m!ke

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About Me

Thought for the day: Post-Modern Bonjovi haircuts
Current quotes:
"Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire."
"Why does a third of the world hate us?"
"Because you don't realize that a third of the world hates you!"
"... that doesn't make sense. You guys are just buttholes."
"If there was a retarded Oscar, you would win, hands down!"
"People are just bastard covered bastards with bastard filling." - Dr. Cox
My MUSIC Profile .
Leave me voicemail. (617) 837-9492 - Strange, weird, funny, whatever. I will post it here if I like it.
Voicemail:
7/19/07 Call from Spinal Tap .
12/01/06 This rock thing was true .
10/06/06 Limo-zeen Yayessssss.
06/06/06 You've won! Time share telemarketer.
04/15/06 Mike G - Super Mario Mike G Bros.
02/22/06 Tom is my buddy now
02/22/06 Bang boom bam
02/16/06 Bang 2 How did Ted Kennedy get my number?
02/13/06 American Idol, Boston Clip from '06 auditions
02/12/06 Bang bang bang
01/29/06 Ice, ice baby. V-ice won't stop calling.
01/27/06 National Anthem Better than Rosanne.
01/23/06 Tom is not happy.
01/18/06 Cover of Jane, Jane The original is found here .
My T-shirts
In case you were wondering where I get the myspace shirts that I wear on stage, you can get them at ThirdHalo.com .

My Interests

Music, buying cadillacs for strangers, rollin' like Elvis in a 325, southern California, Manhattan

I'd like to meet:

Girls with cars!

Music:

Angels and Airwaves, +44, Natasha Bedingfield, Orgy, Terence Trent D'arby, Pat Metheny, Alan Holdsworth, Al di Meola, Hoobastank, Tegan and Sara, Foo Fighters, The Used, Dashboard Confessional, Weezer, The Tea Party, King's X, Dream Theater, Blink, Good Charlotte, Sum 41, Elliott Smith, Sevendust, Rob Zombie, NIN, Marilyn Manson, Marvelous 3, Devin Townsend, Our Lady Peace, No Doubt, Brand New, Prince, Jimmy Eat World, Sloan, Boxcar Racer, Goo Goo Dolls, Beck, The Killers, Franz Ferdinand, Portishead, Jewel, Dresden Dolls, Thirty Seconds To Mars, dUg Pinnick, All American Rejects, My Chemical Romance, Gwen Stefani, Head Automatica, Fallout Boy, Sean Lennon, Panic at the disco, Fountains of Wayne

Movies:

Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, Dogma, Man on Fire, 8 Mile, Clerks, Phone Booth, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Crash, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Return of the living dead, Shaun of the dead, Ed Wood, Dead Man, Kill Bill, Kill Bill 2, Pulp Fiction, Nightmare Before Christmas, James and the Giant Peach, Friday the 13th, Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the dead, Day of the dead, Candyman, Creepshow, House of 1000 corpses, Army of Darkness, Punch Drunk Love, Fight Club, Back to the Future, The Big Lebowski, Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the jedi, Terminator, The Wedding Singer, Groundhog's Day, European Vacation, Christmas Vacation, Purple Rain, Scrooged, Death to Smoochy

Television:

Scrubs, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Simpsons, South Park, Dr. Katz, Quantum Leap, X Files, Seinfeld, Frasier, Futurama, Tales from the darkside, Tales from the crypt, Twilight Zone, MST3K, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Home Movies, The Brak Show, Sealab 2021, Arrested Development.

Books:

Asylum Earth by Charles Bragg, Dracula by Bram Stoker, Post Secret, The Complete Works of Edgar Allen Poe

Heroes:

Doctor Cox, Sheriff Wydell, John Creasy, Beatrix Kiddo

My Blog

I want to shake Lee Bollingers hand.

I don't even know what to say about this, so I'll just post it. There are particularly good spots at about 3:53 and 8:43 into the video, but you should watch and listen to all of it. Co...
Posted by m!ke on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 08:54:00 PST

Music Conference has 2nd incorrect 10th Anniversary!

In 2006, I noticed that the Atlantis Music Conference was advertising their upcoming conference as their 10th anniversary conference. The ads had the byline "1997-2006". Going by their byline, their ...
Posted by m!ke on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 08:40:00 PST

Spirit Air CEO hits ’reply all’ and sinks the ship.

I've known this was Spirit's business philosophy since my first time traveling with them, but it just seals the casket to see this written by the CEO. After hitting 'reply all' (by accident?) on an em...
Posted by m!ke on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 06:26:00 PST

Useful Idiots, Vol. 2: Sean Penn

"Useful Idiot" - In political jargon, the term "useful idiot" was used to describe Soviet sympathizers in western countries (particularly in the United States and the alleged attitude of the Soviet go...
Posted by m!ke on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 03:58:00 PST

Real American Heroes: Background Photo Ruiner Guy

Let's hear it for the background photo ruiner guy, making even the most serious of all stories and photos into a mockery that he will forget just seconds later, as he adjusts his 45 degree angle baseb...
Posted by m!ke on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 07:23:00 PST

Florida or Germany? Too sexy for my bus.

This game operates on the premise that all evil eminates from either Florida or Germany. Back to you, Adam...Unbelievable. This dirty old man bus driver yells at a hot young woman that he's going to k...
Posted by m!ke on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 07:22:00 PST

Arab American Psychologist lays it down.

This is incredible. If this woman were running for office in any country, I would campaign on her behalf. I don't believe I've ever seen or heard someone lay down the truth as well as this.http://vide...
Posted by m!ke on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 08:46:00 PST

ACLU helps Al Qaida sue Boeing

http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtribune/WTARC/2007/ss_terro r_06_01.asp Friday, June 1, 2007 Al Qaida suspects sue Boeing, with ACLU's helpWASHINGTON  Boeing has been sued by suspected Al Qaida opera...
Posted by m!ke on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 07:21:00 PST

Cartoon characters, traffic devices, and now faxes are bombs?

The Boston "everything is a bomb" tactic has now moved to the Boston metro area. A shopping mall was cleared because they thought a fax from bank of america was a bomb.http://news.bostonherald.com/loc...
Posted by m!ke on Thu, 31 May 2007 01:52:00 PST

Former ACLU leader makes plea deal for child porn

http://www.inrich.com/cva/ric/news/policebeat.apx.-content-a rticles-RTD-2007-05-25-0145.htmlFormer ACLU leader makes plea deal Friday, May 25, 2007 - 12:08 AM Updated: 01:27 AM THE ASSOCIATED PRESS M...
Posted by m!ke on Tue, 29 May 2007 08:15:00 PST