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Ladies and Gentlemen, do not attempt to adjust your screen. This page is set up for widescreen viewing. Sorry all you tubers out there. I am 34-years old and I've got a fanny pack! My favorite word is SHIT. I'm updated on all of my shots. Like to laugh, Like to drink, like have a good time, like to be stupid, I am stupid, like to break shit, like to play any musical instrument even if I suck at it or it's my first time playing it. I play guitar and have for a bit. I play drums too and pretend I can actually play piano. I am getting better at the piano though. Music is a HUGE part of my life. I love all kinds! LOVE to ride motorcycles. Love football and hockey. (Da Bears and Go Red Wings!) If you don't believe me just ask Patrick!NOW THE BAD STUFF: Work long hours, I am divorced (actually that's good, and bad, sometimes..), no kids (again, good) have lied before, have had the shits before, smoke sometimes when I'm drunk, and I am sometimes too loud. I might have said the "F" word two or three times in my life. Occasionally I tend to get a bit out of hand. Some get a kick out of it, others hate it. I just love to have a good time. (that's another good thing-this is supposed to be the "bad stuff" paragraph.) "My name is Sean, and I,,,like to party."-Rod, "Hot Rod"I am in complete love with the Snorg T-Shirt GirlMAD PROPS TO: Casey Lee. My absolute Boo and my Everything. Thank you for loving me and making me realize what life can actually be. I love you baby. Many amazing times are ahead for us. You are my life, you are my soul. Jason getting fucked up and walking around the house like Frankenstein! As well as backing the Porsche into the garbage cans. That cost us about $300! Leonard (AKA The Leonard Scenario) (Dude, what are you bitching about? You drive a Porsche!) Keep on rockin' Bro! We had a GREAT time in summer '06! Let's do it again in '07 and in '08! (FILL IT UP AGAIN!) Ichabod Crane aka Steve Young-I miss ya Buddy! Did you catch that fish? Man we tore it up that early morning! How many damn bass did we catch? Dreamcast rules and even though we didn't get a PS2 that night, Dreamcast and JACKSASS cheered us up! Such good times. You never know how much fun you have until after it happens. Jeffo for being so dumb and everyone hating you. (Dude, nobody likes you) And thank you for teaching me "Guitar Hero". You were such a good master! We had a great winter. Thanks for goin' on the "Rubber Run" for me!!! You are the king of brand-name Latex decisions! That was awfully Bomb-Diggety of you to do that for me! Don't worry I saved one (or twelve) for your ass! Rob for being a "Bull in a China Shop", for being my friend, and for taking me in during times I didn't think I could get through. You'll never know what you have done for me. You and Leonard were at the beginning of a better chapter in my life. And things are different now in my life-hopefully it will be for the better..I'm scared sometimes though...Tell Jules thank you and give her a kiss for me. You're a lucky man. Many good times lie ahead, brother. And we had pimp tight times July 3rd in that video on mytits. Big Clem. (Clayton) My best man-even though THAT didn't work out, you'll always be my best man. The loss of your dad was tragic. I am sorry and I love you. Hell, I don't know what to say. Except I'll always be here for you. I still can't believe he's gone. I wish I would have been a better friend to you these past few years. I will always love you though! You are my Bro forever. "T" for being so damn mean to me but loving me and making me realize how much of an ass I can be and you being such a "good woman". I don't think ANYONE has ever loved me as much as you. I love you just as much! Plus you have huge boobies and are so hot! I am sorry it didn't work out between us. I had a great time though. Remember Pointfest? I DON'T!!!! Kate S.(H.) for being such a good friend even tho we're not allowed to be friends! I was and always have been a shit but I must have been okay to have such a hot girl talk to me. (Post up a pic!) We had some really good times. I am hoping we will in the future.For my Ferris State University Buds and the unmentionable things we did our Freshman year. Fun times though. I got an "F" and a "D" my first report card thanks to you guys! Sorry guys, I had to get outta there. I would have never made it if I stayed. I mean we got busted our 3rd day there. I am the beer bong champ!!!! To my Central Missouri State Homies-Big Richard Kinney for all the times riding 4-wheelers at Deepwater and Finger Lakes. And to David Riddle and your father. Remember me going backwards down that hill and screamin' like a bitch on my ATV? I thought I was gonna die. Or what about the time I fell out of your truck at the gas station after riding and damn near broke my tailbone? Damn that hurt! I actually had to go to the hospital when we got back to Warrensburg! Can't forget you, Terry Bass, for all the nights playing Tomb Raider 1 and you riding with us on that crazy-ass cr500! Are you still that addicted to video games? And to Mike for your 4-wheeler breaking down that day so you started playing golf at Deepwater and losing your balls. You know I have that day on tape? "Dude, do you know where my balls are at?" And Banshee-LARRY. Dude, do you still live in central MO? What the hell are you doin'?MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THIS ONE!!!!!!! speeding isnt everything

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THE EASTER BUNNY HATES YOU!!!!I'll tell you guys, that was the best time of my life! Good times, my friends. Richard, You know some old man told me before you took that jump on your ATV @ Finger Lakes you'd get hurt. And damn, you broke both of your legs in HALF. That sucked visiting you in the Columbia Missou hospital. Hope you're vertical now!!! You really were the coolest guy I have ever met!!! And I proved it playing Playstation with you whilst you were tits up! And 250r's RULE ASS!!! They did in '86, '96 and still do in '08!!! Gosh, the last time I saw you, you were in a wheelchair the day I graduated from Central and moved out of Warrensburg. May 25, 1997 seems like yesterday, but it was so long ago. I have tried to find all of you guys but can't! I would give a million dollars to find you guys and do that shit all over again! I really miss all of you. Man, we tore it up! Find me guys. CHECK THIS SHIT:

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SnapFor my true best friend and Central college buddy Brian somewhere out west smokin' shit in Telluride, CO and being Indiana Jones (I can't spell Archeologist) and for all the times we shot the potato gun back in '96. Gosh you were such a fuck up but made such good grades! Do you remember "plus"? Or what about when we shot that "D" cell battery, it exploded, and you got acid all over your arm? That was ALMOST the 4th time I shit my pants in my life! To Dunk for being the best sister and the drunk (Dunk) times. Thanks for all the good times! To Brenda, my other but no less sister. I love you. Thanks for having my back! I love you both more than I will ever be able to tell you! But....I love you both. Nothing matters in the end but BLOOD. You two have given me 3 things that mean more than anything ever will in my life-Robyn, Boobie, and Stephanie. Jaci, you soon will give me my 4th most important thing in my life in like September?? Brenda, Stephanie is such a hottie! You can tell she's gonna have an attitude! To switch gears from cute to extremely ugly--Mike for being an asshole all the time but liking the same music and being "almost famous" in the music industry-you'll make it! I raise my coffee to you. That is....Big Crack's coffee! Good luck tonight in HollyWoodLand!!For Bill for being in my life at such a great time. Sorry I didn't hang out with you as much when I met that girl! Damn, now I wish I would have spent more time with you guys! To Jon for being an honest and good friend and going to see Alien 3 with Bill and I even tho both of you hated that. Hope you're doing cool. For Brian #2 for thinking you're so great and being a good riding buddy. You're still a great person. My Harley V-Rod will always be faster!! For Will Jacobs Somewhere in North Carolina being that kinda doctor who cracks your back (procto-doc maybe?)-#105 to #108- I miss you buddy! And that girl you dated was so great-I hope you found your dream and locked her in! To my Homie Todd from years past- Hope you're cool and still rockin' out! To my great friend in the past Alan-remember that head-on collision you had when we were racing back in the day? Damn that scared me! YOU WIN!!! (or lose) To my professional technical IT assistant Derek-thanks for all the legal (illegal) help and consulting. I'm gonna go to prison!!!! To Shannon for being sooo hot! We had a shit-ton of good times! Sorry I showed you my wiener! I am shy! Chrissy, thank you for the week of romance! I'd say more but I don't really know you! Becky from like 50 years ago. It's so surreal to be talkin' to ya again! Jen, thank you for a few great months of fun! We had a really big scare! I'm glad it turned out okay! Good luck with you and your man! Nick-hope your wedding in Vegas was da shit and you're happy! To Swamp Donkey-you are such a shit and smell like a pile of it (dude, your feet stink) but I love you! All my Xbox live buds including Pheonix from England and Nuerotoxin from down under. Fun times back in September 2006 with the motorcycle gang along with my man Eric aka Tangarth sportbike stuntrider. You all are my homies! AMGOND71 we are da shit at Call of Duty (Booty)! Let's drop some shells and do a little work! To my main man and drummer Korey. Dude you rock and is this damn geeeetar in tune? “Can we play some H.I.M. now? I’m tired of Breaking Benjamin!” You are the best drummer I have ever heard! To my other main man and bass player David-Dude I wish you were in my band! UPDATE: Okay, you are all in my band now along with my vocals man Jared! Yep, Korey and Dave are now,,,MINE!!! Jared YOU GOT'S HONEY IN YO VOICE!! WE ARE COURTING TRAGEDY!!!!!!! God I love the shit we do, guys. We need to go for it! I know we all don't have time but we have something here. And to KATO-You're an incredible girl. Let's FUCKIN' ROCK- WHO'S with me?What I wish I was!: In Investment Banking with an NYC firm-You have no idea how much they make!!! Damn, I wish I had some COLT! Ya know what Lando says:DISLIKES: Sometimes the market when it doesn't make you money. Series 7 studying, people who are mean to others, Eric, Shawn, J, K, K, and D. Fuck all six of you. You all suck cock and will never amount to shit! You have all done me very wrong and I wish death on all of you. Talking on the phone with my guy friends too long, Text messages from my guy friends (yeah, I must be that insecure and it costs money! Sorry!) Junk email, junk mail, spam, free ringtones, free ipods, assholes who phish people's myspace pages and try to sell me boner enhancers. When someone creates a boner "inhibitor" I'll bite! Pardon the pun!! I HATE telemarketers! Myspace porn spam is the worst! People who call me to beg me for money for some charity. Shit that just doesn't work whether it's your PC or relationships or anything in your life that just sucks. Dishonesty and hate. Snow, (Because you can't ride motorcycles) vomiting, not being responsible for your actions, celery and any scotch whiskey, lemon flavored tea-YUCK! Hurting the people you love and too many other bad things I can't list here. Rule of thumb-make sure you love and have fun and do good and you will be okay.

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