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Ninjaskill

Too smart to live, too stupid to die...

About Me

..http://ninjaskill.blogspot.com/

Assaulting the universe, one person at a time.

This is my alter-ego...profile? Here is where I say things I cant sell elsewhere under the guise of homeless black man with a ninja sign or a cage fighter I was once told I look like. I am neither a homeless black man with a ninja sign or a cage fighter. Perhaps one day I will be a black homeless cage fighter with a ninja sign. Keep the dream alive.If you can figure out who I really am, props to you. There may be a prize in it for you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A girl who can do this!!!

Music:

The killers. Although I feel they are slightly over rated and over played.Sublime. Dead musicians can do no wrong. Gwen Stefani should have offed herself right after tragic kingdom.

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Movies:

Rounders."Mr. Son of a bitch, let's play some cards."Yes, poker is trendy as fuck right now, but every guy should play no limit holdem at least once a month.

Television:

Tele a who?

Books:

Anything with nudes so I can read the articles.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Oct 4, 2004 5:22 PM Windowninja.

Shit, this is almost two years old. Has it been that long?   Oct 4, 2004 5:22 PM Windowninja. Windowninja. Does whatever a Ninja can. Breaks a window, any size. Catches colds- just like flies. Lo...
Posted by Ninjaskill on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 12:20:00 PST

"Crazy Vagina Attack"

"Crazy Vagina Attack" When I first saw you I thought you were pretty I desired to see your kitty It should have been magic when we first spoke but that thing you call a personality I laughingly call a...
Posted by Ninjaskill on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 08:31:00 PST

Carnivores...

If god didn't want us to eat cows, he would have made them run faster.
Posted by Ninjaskill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Artistic source

All art comes from pain....   good art anyway.
Posted by Ninjaskill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Nothing draws a crowd like the crowd....

You're never so alone as when other people are around.
Posted by Ninjaskill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The story

There was a story in my head. It wanted desperately to get out. The story knew what it wanted to say. I wrote it. It spilled on to the paper in a fury. It found life in the pages, and then it was gone...
Posted by Ninjaskill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The nature of words

I twist words like wax, into a candle, I give you the candle, you light the candle, and it gives you heat and warmth, only it's not a candle, it's a bomb, and I've blown you up with it. I bui...
Posted by Ninjaskill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Amazon Wish List

It's official, I'm whoring myself out. Send me free stuff! http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/registry.html/103-8307116- 8905467?%5Fencoding=UTF8&id=2NTC3L17Y0EUJ
Posted by Ninjaskill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

turquoise but not brown

I was sitting in the lab. This Brunette sits down next to me. She is sexy, but not hot. The difference is subtle, but there none the less. She has an air about her. She looks British, attractive but a...
Posted by Ninjaskill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Freddie got financed

If monetary policy doesn't turn you on, you won't like this "story". I've just escaped from international finance. The teacher was trying to explain the concept of interest rates and risk usi...
Posted by Ninjaskill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST