**What you are about to read is an epic screenplay starring Russell Crowe. Be prepared to cry, laugh, and feel love flow through you like warm electricity.**
--- Nick Taylor is the founding member of Jarafuho. He would frequently invite Quinn over to his palace and force him to drink liquors. Nick would say "freestyle" and Quinn would have no choice but to "spit fat syllables" while Nick rocked guitar and beatboxed. This was fun, but something was missing. (It was Nick's set of car keys. He found them later.)
---Eventually, Nick and Quinn saw Scott perform at an unplugged show at MSUM's Underground. He massaged sexy funk sounds from his bass guitar like a musical prostitute. It was then that Nick and Quinn knew they had to kidnap him.
---Upon their release from jail (for kidnapping), Nick and Quinn convinced Scott to jam with them on the condition that they stop kidnapping him. Scott brought along Corey for protection and unstoppable jungle rhythms. Corey is a dope drummer.
---The four guys jammed weekly for a month in a dangerous tower in Nick's palace, stealing music from the air and eating life-threatening amounts of sunflower seeds. Jarafuho's first show took place at the All Star Bowl (a MEISA event). They funk-hopped for a well-dressed crowd of beautiful men and women who clapped with vigor after each song. Much fun.
---What lies in Jarafuho's future? Fat stacks of cash and a rhinestone sash? Yes. A science experiment with Christopher Lloyd? Probably. The best prediction is that the future of the band will involve 12 notes, 135,000 words, and 4 guys who will Jarafuho for as long as they can.
---Have great moments, all of you Jarafu-homies!
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