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About Me

COME ONE - COME ALL -
WELCOME TO THE WEIRDO'S BALL!
If you consider yourself a "UNIQUE", maybe a little quirky, and you have hobbies or interests that the 'average' person would consider "weird"....THEN THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU!
Hi! My name is Jordis Legacy (Legacy being middle name - not last). I am a 28 year old live shoe model/foot double and former bikini meter maid. You may have seen my feet appear in television shows such as "Sex In The City" and "Fashion House". I LOVE to play the bagpipes, and I do a killer rendition of "Smoke on the Water" and Poison's "Unskinny Bop". I totally ROCK the bagpipes! I especially enjoy playing my bagpipes in my deer stand (they sound beautiful up there). Note: I do not hunt, the deer stand is an antique passed down from my great-grandfather. I drive a camo standard issue military Hummer with chrome rims (I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!). I try to dye my hair a new vibrant color at least every 3 weeks. I think CHARLIE SHEEN is the most beautiful man who has ever lived - And, WOW! What a magnificent actor! Also, I collect packs of silica (the little packs found in new shoe boxes). I started my collection when I began shoe modeling.

My Interests

Playing the bagpipes
Plumbing
Hair Design
Driving tractors and various farm equipment
Beef Jerky
Melting stuff
Playing those giant keyboards that you stand on
Dressing up in costumes all throughout the year
Military Tanks
Pizza eating contests
Silica

I'd like to meet:

The most interesting people on MySpace! ROCKERS WANTED!!! I just want to have some fun meeting new people, fill out some surveys and make witty comments ;).

HUMMER DESTRUCTION

KOREAN KEYBOARD

Music:

Powerman 5000, Gravity Kills, Girls Against Boys, Guano Apes, Soak, System of a Down, Linkin Park, Spineshank, Papa Roach, Local H, Korn, Tool, Orgy, Deftones, Cold, Trust Company, Static X, Weezer, Staind, Tenatious D, Bloodhound Gang, Group X, Vanilla Ice
My roomie Lola has introduced me to some really good Christian Rock bands like; Thousand Foot Krutch, Kutless, Demon Hunter, and Skillet

Movies:

Girl Interrupted, Napolean Dynamite, Pink Floyd's - The Wall, Triple X (with Vin Diesel, not porn), The Fast and the Furious, The Ringer, Riding In Cars With Boys, Jawbreaker, Willy Wonka, Veggie Tales, X-men, Scream, A Long Kiss Goodnight, Major League, The Chase, ANYTHING WITH CHARLIE SHEEN - I LOVE CHARLIE SHEEN!

Heroes:

JESUS!!!

My Blog

CRISCO covered Jordis

How do you like your Jordis? If your answer is "covered in Crisco", then man, would you have LOVED me the other night! Last week I was watching the "Tyra" show, and they were giving away beauty ...
Posted by Foxy JORDIS on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:00:00 PST

The LOVE Survey

01] Is there someone who you like at the moment?I like a lot of people.O2] Have you ever given or been given roses?Just the thorns - I like to give them to people that suck ;).O3] What is your all-tim...
Posted by Foxy JORDIS on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:08:00 PST

The meat guy thinks I'm a teen?

O-kay...so you know those dudes that drive the meat trucks and sell steaks door-to-door? Well, today I had one stop by my place. Unusual? Of course not,... But when I answered the do...
Posted by Foxy JORDIS on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 06:22:00 PST

TEAL HAIR, TEXAS, A BUS, AND A MORTICIAN

I'm sure your thinking "How in the world are all of those things related? ". Well, as I sit here coloring my hair a lovely shade of TEAL, I am eagerly awaiting a new experience. In less th...
Posted by Foxy JORDIS on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 06:23:00 PST

I WAS TAGGED!

Each player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about you". People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end...
Posted by Foxy JORDIS on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 07:45:00 PST

Talk about a hole in one!

O.K., being in need of a new experience, I decided to try golf this past weekend. I mean, how could tens of thousands of yuppy businessmen be wrong? I am excellent at putt-putt, so I can r...
Posted by Foxy JORDIS on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:54:00 PST

50 Questions

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?Painting my toenails - I have to work tomorrow.2. Who are you in love with? Charlie Sheen - just kidding, but I think he is GORGEOUS!3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?Not i...
Posted by Foxy JORDIS on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 06:51:00 PST